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'another Letter from Jesus Christ'

 
 
stevewonder
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:37 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Chicken baster.

That's what it usually means.

Setanta's always shocked when I mention friends' chicken baster babies.

And there's another virgin birth in Riverdale.

Chicken baster baby.


what are you even talking about??

dare I ask?
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:38 pm
stevewonder wrote:
so when i read the verses you put up i conclude the Holy Spriit impregnated Mary is that right?? Which can only mean one thing

What it means is the Holy Spirit caused her to conceive. It does not say how. stevewonder, with God, all things are possible. He could have blinked His eyes, wiggled His nose, or just had the thought "You are now pregnant."
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stevewonder
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:39 pm
Momma Angel wrote:
stevewonder wrote:
so when i read the verses you put up i conclude the Holy Spriit impregnated Mary is that right?? Which can only mean one thing

What it means is the Holy Spirit caused her to conceive. It does not say how. stevewonder, with God, all things are possible. He could have blinked His eyes, wiggled His nose, or just had the thought "You are now pregnant."


so that is how he is the literal son of G.d?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:39 pm
Homegrown artificial insemination.

It was all the rage about 20 years ago.

Chicken baster babies.

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What I've read about the history and sociology of pregnancy suggests there's been some variant of chicken baster insemination going back thousands of years.

Nothing new under the sun.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:41 pm
Yes, stevewonder. God is the literal (biological, if you will) father of Jesus Christ.
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stevewonder
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:43 pm
Momma Angel wrote:
Yes, stevewonder. God is the literal (biological, if you will) father of Jesus Christ.


How??
where ?
when did we gve birth?? was it a long labor?
Who did he copulate to have a child?
That means you have two gods?
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:48 pm
stevewonder,

If you really want to know the answer to these questions. I will try to answer them. But, I am afraid I am getting the feeling you are not being too serious.

I don't want to assume one way or the other. So, can you tell me why you want to know these things, please?
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stevewonder
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 07:26 pm
Momma Angel wrote:
stevewonder,

If you really want to know the answer to these questions. I will try to answer them. But, I am afraid I am getting the feeling you are not being too serious.

I don't want to assume one way or the other. So, can you tell me why you want to know these things, please?


Clearly you dont see the far fetched nature of what you are presentng to the world.

A god who has children with human women
and crucfies them because he cant accept an apology from us??
and your version of salvation which contradicts what your bible says.

none of it makes any sense what so ever!!

And the point of my orignal post was to show the absurdity of people writting letters and making sermons or wars and then claiming G.d told them so.


What complete tosh!!

Its seems your religion is nothing more than an emotional crutch and used by co-religionists used to oppress the poorer people of the world be they receiving your wrath via a sermon and being swindled of their money in Americas south or being blown to pieces by the 'Righteous' War which G.d gave you the green light for in the far East.

If you people dont see the magnitude of the contradictions and hypocrisy that your trying to pass off in the name of your saviour then truly only G.d can help you see the error of your ways.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 07:27 pm
Thank you for answering my question.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 07:30 pm
stevewonder,

I am just curious as to why you spell God as G.d.
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Im the other one
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 09:57 pm
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If you people dont see the magnitude of the contradictions and hypocrisy that your trying to pass off in the name of your saviour then truly only G.d can help you see the error of your ways.


Is this an oxymoron?

Hahahah!!!! Laughing

"God...please help me for believing you and your word."

Hahahaha!!! sorry...

Oh boy,

Hey, Intrepid, I had to wonder that too. :wink:

Wanda
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stevewonder
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 04:38 pm
No its not, but I can see how you might think that, since you believe the Saviour and God are one and the same.

And funnily enough he didnt it see at that way either.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 09:01 pm
stevewonder wrote:
No its not, but I can see how you might think that, since you believe the Saviour and God are one and the same.

And funnily enough he didnt it see at that way either.

stevewonder,

Can you elaborate please?
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stevewonder
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 06:52 pm
Momma Angel wrote:
stevewonder wrote:
No its not, but I can see how you might think that, since you believe the Saviour and God are one and the same.

And funnily enough he didnt it see at that way either.

stevewonder,

Can you elaborate please?



The notion that G.d and Jesus are one and the same is not apparanetly the view of Jesus and can be seen plainly by anyone reading the Bible.

Christians are not really the followers of what Jesus says according to the Bible but base their teachings from what Pauls says and man who never evn met Jesus.

Jesus and G.d are not one and the same and Jesus points this out by

performing his miracles by G.ds leave
casting out demons by G.ds leaves
worshipping G.d
complaining to G.d
talkingh and praying to G.d
underlining his greatness and knowledge being inferior to G.ds's

anyone with an open mind reading the new testament can see that Jesus and G.d are not one and the same.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 06:55 pm
John 10:30 ~ I and the Father are one.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 06:59 pm
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God...All things were made by him...He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not...And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us John 1:1, 3, 10, 14
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stevewonder
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 07:03 pm
Momma Angel wrote:
John 10:30 ~ I and the Father are one.


You have ignored the context of this verse!
In fact the context of that proves my point exactly!!
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 07:06 pm
stevewonder,

Haven't got a clue as to why you think that proves your point.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 07:06 pm
stevewonder wrote:
Momma Angel wrote:
John 10:30 ~ I and the Father are one.


You have ignored the context of this verse!
In fact the context of that proves my point exactly!!
stevewonder,

Haven't got a clue as to why you think that proves your point.
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stevewonder
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 07:07 pm
Intrepid wrote:
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God...All things were made by him...He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not...And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us John 1:1, 3, 10, 14


the verse you have quoted is plagerized and is not the words of John and the author of the words was not reffering to Jesus when he wrote those words.
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