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Mon 5 Dec, 2005 05:26 pm
I was just sitting here thinking about some things for which men are primarily responsible. Things like:
war, destruction, famine, raping, pillaging, the fall of the Roman Empire, the Holocaust, the stock market crash of 1929, the mafia, slavery, the Titanic disaster, the crucifixion of Jesus, every presidential assassination, the death of Princess Di, 9/11, the Howard Stern Show, Worldcom and Enron. And dirty socks on the floor.
just to name a few....
Wow! You wouldn't think anyone could f*** up that much, would you?
There wouldn't be dirty socks on the floor if wimmin stayed home and cleaned!
You know why a wrist watch is a useless gift for a woman?
There's a clock on the stove . . .
Women's feet are smaller so they can get nearer to the dishes in the sink.
They are also primarily responsible for electricity, the washing machine, the dishwasher, the automobile, the highway system, television, and remot control cars. But who's counting.
....and the large variety of small shoes.
If all the men in the world were removed,
we would be a bunch of fat happy PMS women...
FreeDuck wrote:They are also primarily responsible for electricity, the washing machine, the dishwasher, the automobile, the highway system, television, and remot control cars. But who's counting.
Yes, but i'm sure behind every one of those men was a woman who came up with the idea.
i wonder if men invented the vibrator as well?
shewolfnm wrote:i wonder if men invented the vibrator as well?
I hope someone more knowledgeable comes along to really answer this, but yes, a man did. It was some kind of therapy for hysteria originally, if I recall correctly. And you KNOW only a man would come up with a vibrator as therapy for hysteria.
Girls go to Jupiter
To get more stupider
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Get over it.
hingehead wrote:Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Get over it.
If by "Earth" you mean "Jupiter," then I'd say you'd hit the nail on the head.
Get under it.
very true cypher.
I forgot about that.
Women used to go to a doctor to be treated for hysteria..
>wink wink<
I bet cute doctors got alot more customers then others.
hehe
But yeah, that was a common treatment for womens " emotional stability"... must have been a man who thought to send the woman out of the bedroom for that kind of treatment..
( seriously.. i love men.. dont think im a testosterone hater.. )
stand up for pessimism wrote:FreeDuck wrote:They are also primarily responsible for electricity, the washing machine, the dishwasher, the automobile, the highway system, television, and remot control cars. But who's counting.
Yes, but i'm sure behind every one of those men was a woman who came up with the idea.
Well then there must have been women behind the men who caused the stock market crash, world wars, famine, raping, the mafia, slavery...
If women ruled the world there would not be wars. When a disagreement arose, there would be a heated battle of words where "You Bitch!" and "You are such a back stabbing little whore!" flew freely. Perhaps a few bitch slaps thrown in and when the chocolate arrived, things would calm down. Then there would be tears and apologies and only cautious looks instead of bombs.
My ass. It would be, "I'll show that bitch. Let's see how she likes her country minus Paris!"
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