Love it. Best Christmas song ever.
Re: TO MEN
Stray Cat wrote:I do not like the lines you say
I do not like the games you play
I do not like the lies you tell
I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with a fox
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I do not like them, Sam I am.
heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .
And to think that she saw it on Mulberry Street . . .
:wink:
First cup of coffee this morning. Let me get another 3 or 4 in me and I'll decipher all that.
I do not like you on the beach
I do not like you within reach
I do not like you in the snow
I wish you'd just get up and go
It's dumb the way you sing that song
And use a pumpkin for a bong
Some day when you are all grown up
Call me, and I'll hang right up
Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em.
As soon as I realise that someone is lying, I determine to take no further notice of anything that person says.
Life is hard enough when people tell the truth!
With liars one is simply wasting time and energy, whether they be male, female or politicians.
I do not like you in the car
I do not like you in the bar
I do not like you without pants
I wish you'd stop doing the hooky dance
It's not that you're not nice as pie
But you aimed that thing right at my eye
And if that wasn't bad enough
You wouldn't even clean it up
whats the useless skin around the penis??
The man
da-dum-dum-tiisshhh
OUTRAGEOUS!
....what about the women, eh?
Just WHO is it that has to take to their beds for a whole week, just because they have a slight cold?
No...wait a mo.....that wasn't thought out very well.......
Just WHO is it that never changes a toilet roll?
Hmmm.......that went a bit wonky as well....
I'll think of something....you mark my words.
My useless piece of skin and I are now off to bed, in order to think of something REALLY nasty to say about you women.
Goodnight, ladies.
I'll be back.
What??? A bong made out of a pumpkin??? Do tell!!!
Just because I have a sense of humor:
why do doctors slap babies?
to knock the dicks off the dumb ones
and yes men lie. Some lie more than others. I'm looking for the woman who doesn't lie.
Classic womens lies:
It was on sale
we have lots of money
i'm smart
and my favorite:
oh baby, your the best
Or is it?
Hang on. Where're are my glasses?
Oh....welll.....it doesn't really matter....
That's right. Because size doesn't matter.
I come better with you than anyone else.
