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O'Reilly - "Very Secret Plan to Diminish Christianity"

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 07:08 pm
Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
Damn sure better than rain.
Lord now people don't mind,
We all get this way sometimes,
Gotta let your soul shine, shine till the break of day.

Oh, it's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
Damn sure better than rain.
Yeah now people don't mind,
We all get this way sometimes,
Gotta let your soul shine, shine till the break of day.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 07:15 pm
If I had to choose one song, I guess you could say, the one that embodies my philosophy of life, these lyrics can be applied to most any situation:

Oh- baby now let's get down tonight.
Baby, I'm hot just like your oven.
Oh- I need your lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
Now it's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I need a sexual healing, sexual healing
And makes me feel so fine
And helps to release the mind
Sexual healing, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that's very good for me


Ah yes. Bask in the timeless message.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 04:06 am
Get a room.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 09:12 am
Thomas wrote:
Which only makes sense. Christianity has been highjacked by this long-haired, peacenik, business-hostile Jesus dude for too long. ...


For a sec I thought you were referring to dyslexia.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 09:31 am
Good one Tico! LOL
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 09:56 am
Re: O'Reilly - "Very Secret Plan to Diminish Christiani
yitwail wrote:
rosborne979 wrote:
Nobody informed me of any conspiracy.

george soros isn't pouring money into your pockets?

He is, in mine ... Twisted Evil
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 12:16 pm
jesus of denmark

http://www.vegetarianismo.com.br/jesus.jpg




jesus of nazareth

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bf/RFJesus.jpg/150px-RFJesus.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 12:18 pm
Can't be, that last guy he looks like . . . i don't know . . . a Jew or sumpin' . . .
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 12:27 pm
Re: O'Reilly - "Very Secret Plan to Diminish Christiani
nimh wrote:
yitwail wrote:
rosborne979 wrote:
Nobody informed me of any conspiracy.

george soros isn't pouring money into your pockets?

He is, in mine ... Twisted Evil


that's appalling, that we're outsourcing our secret leftist conspiracies. first, the CIA with extraordinary renditions, now this.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 12:47 pm
LOL!
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 12:51 pm
Lash wrote:
Finn d'Abuzz wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Funny how obsessed the far right are with jerking off....


heehee and lol

heh. You aren't in mid-"tanty", are you?


Not sure what you mean
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 12:55 pm
why is jesus of denmark wearing an orange slice?
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 12:57 pm
Setanta wrote:
Can't be, that last guy he looks like . . . i don't know . . . a Jew or sumpin' . . .


Yeah, I know. This reconstruction of what jesus probably would have looked like (being a semite) would likely be a tad disconcerting to a lot of christian kids from Kansas. It's a face far closer to, say, al Zarqawy or any of those folks you might find in Abu Ghraib (the unswollen faces there, that is) than to the portrayals found in the books and posters lovingly cherished by the End Times set. But there is NOTHING racist going on here at all.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 12:59 pm
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
why is jesus of denmark wearing an orange slice?


Not sure, but I suspect it has something to do with Anita Bryant and homos.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 01:03 pm
Just a minute. Are you saying Jesus was Jewish? Why do all the Muslims say "pbuh" every time they mention his name? Jesus was a Muslim, with or without orange slice.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 01:11 pm
i may get in hot water for this, but it's too wacky to pass up: Jesus might be Martian.

http://www.aadm.com/cydonia/faceandshroud.jpg

source: http://www.aadm.com/cydonia/shroudfonMars.html
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 01:15 pm
Wish I'd seen this thread earlier, because I suspect others have made this point already. Having said that:

It cracks me up that blowhards like O'Reilly whine about the evil secularists spoiling the spirituality of Christmas. Or whatever the #$@I, he's on about.

I mean, you can't escape the holiday, and we have a President that invokes O'Reilly's spiritual values at the drop of a hat.

But it's never enough, I guess. The poor beleaguered Christian Right in this country...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 02:35 pm
There's a lovely Byzantine Jesus on the cover (here, at least) of Anne Rice's new book about him.

Made me stop and look...I love Byzantine art.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 02:50 pm
deb

You familiar with this stuff?....

http://www.mysteriousetruscans.com/art/jewels.html
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 02:51 pm
They had flush toilets too.
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