Neverending Rap Battle II

aight man ... spit back

still w8in....

alright its been 4 hours and ya still havn't spat?
u might be in a diff time zone, but wuz up wit that?
aight lets get this straight... ur ugly, ur fat
but ur jealous cuz im a fly cat?
u prolly sittin ur ur chair right now, shakin, sayin " he's so mean"
but then u remind yourself "oh no i can take him he's only a teen"
ur not the king of this site... ur a fukin Queen
so dont get mad at me cuz my rhymes are keen
if u start more **** ill b forced ta shoot u in da head
and after im done ill stick ya in da shed
wit ur boyfriend Ted
Cuz ur not str8 ur a f4g instead
so if ya actually wanna try and win
ur gonna have to actually act like ur blackened skin
so just give up now or ur be feelin chagrin
b4 i unleash my rhymes within
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just messin.... btw chagrin means " strong feelings of embarrassment " or
"cause to feel shame; hurt the pride of"

and just so u know it is 10:29 here now and i just got back from my football practice so i havnt been sitting by this stupid pc alllllll day.... just so u know.... so u dont think im a nerd.... or anything... ok....

im bored.... i think ima go to bed

ok... ermm still waitin.....

14 hours and still no rhymes

aight man that was kinda good
but all of that no1 understood
u think ur cool? u think i dont gotta fan?
fuk nigga, u think u gotta plan?
FUK NO! ur not a man!
nigga, last thing i heard ur name was beth ann

aight now listen...

every1 knows ma rhymes are legendary
every1 knows your rhymes are just ordinary
when i turn 21 im joinin the military
and when im done wit u some old man will be lookin u up in the obituaries
i walk through my streets and i hear a drum roll
outta both of us i only spit with my heart and soul
but u cant cuz ur heart as black as coal
just remember to stand back cuz im outta control

so just back up nigga, thats all ya need ta do
go back to ur playhouse with Winnie The Pooh
i heard u tried to fuk Winnie for an hour or 2
lol cuz bitch that's the only thing u could screw
fuk man, battlin me was a big mistake
after watchin u good, i knowz u a fake
cuz at night u lie unrested and awake
cuz what i spit at u gives ya a head ache
u just sit there... wonderin why
u couldnt have just been my ally
man i bet all u do is smoke and get high
but nigga ill be beatin u till the day that i die

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i already wrote dis but just reminding u on what to rap about

alright, we in a diff time zone but 14 hours?
come on man r u scared of my super powers?
i even slept had the common courtesy to sleep overnight
but come on man, r u too afraid ta write?
aight man i know what ur feeling
when i first battled you i was cryin and screamin
now i have scratch marks all ova the ceilin
but ive gotten alot betta in 3 days
but watch out my rhymes create a haze
i think ur too afraid that my rhymes will start ta blaze
well guess what bitch they already are so u betta start to praise
me...
surrender now cuz im on a killin spree
so just run off to ur family in tennesee
itll only take u a day or three

alright man soon ur gonna find out that im the best
my rhymes are bad, they puttin ya to da test
so just calm down and dont get depressed
cuz im 2 good to be battlin u, im just blessed
just stop now and save u the trouble
cuz i just hit a line drive double
u cant beat me just face it
im too good u gotta admit
im too good i should get a permit
just step down now, b 4 u get hit
just step down now, b 4 i give u a smack
just step down now, cuz im daddy mack
just step down now, cuz ur rhymes r wack
back off bitch! im about to attack!

shorty man
you dont understand
we all have lifes and dont sit by here
so go out and get one or a girlfriend for you to hold near
annoying punks like you get on my nerves
your making every ones head twirl

Shorty, your like the devil
on all different levels
he was all about test
and thinking he will be the best
dude sit down
before you get shot down
because i will preach at you
till you dont know what else to do
Luke 10:18 "He replied, "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven"
and i saw you fall for bread unleaven
you think you are the bomb
so does the guy who made myspace, tom
but see that is what is wrong with this
you set your self up for a royal diss
since your rhymes are crap
you cant be the best in this rap
the Word of God is my strong Guide
i have nothing to hide
i will stomp all over you ass
you will soon wish that you was a lass
while you are in middle school acting like your cool
i sit back and laugh at you and call you a fool
cuz unless you can battle with the best
just sitt back and listen to the rest

wow u sat here all day and wrote stuff to diss me
u must be dumb ass **** im bout to make u history
i guess ill have to close up my hand and make a big fist
nevermind that ill just make a "why u sorry" list
1. u make no sense u 12 year old elf
2. i heard u wear a diaper and u **** on urself
3. u a computer nerd who only sits here all day
4. U think u tight because ur ryhmes are extra gay
U wonder why nobody comes back on here anymore
cuz ur ass ruined it This site was tight until ur gay ass came before
u lil punk need to respect ur elders
U pretend to be extra hard but in person u soft as a feather
I wish i could see u so i could show my 1 finger
cuz ur rhyme sucks like a cheap ass vacum cleaner
u have no style at all u only spit what u think
u should quit rap and be my waiter... get my ass a drink!
u gettin served and dont even know it but still think u got skills
i can serve in my sleep or when im dead i can do it when i feel
I spit on u and stare u down with a greemily grin
im quiet Storm bitch ur a fag in the womens gym
Imma crazy with intelligent type of mind
ur ass its gettin killed I dont even have to rhyme
but i look to cuz itss cool to if u know how
but u dont know how so u winning is somethin i wont allow
go back and learn somethin u stupid fool
i got scholarships but ur ass is still in middle school
Im not even done yet cuz u think u taken what i own
U think u real dope but i bet u dont even have a cell fone
who u gonna call when the Storm rains down
U can call anybody but they cant even help u now
I cana hurt u real deep when i barel touch a mic
Since my lighting is come down and its u its about to strike
They say it dont strike in the same place twice
but i struck u more than once i tried to give you some advice
So imma about to end it cuz ur not even worth me time
I can beat u at my worst.. i havent reached my rap prime

U STUPID LIL KID!

The military? are u serious
Somebody get this kid some medicine he's dalerious
or maybe hes funny cuz hes halerious
But he keep rappin back cuz he think he better than us
look im rappin like u now so give me a beat
ill knock ur ass out and knock u straight off ur feet
U make no sense U rap about anything as long as is rhymes
u try to cover me... u cant im like sun imma continue to shine
Im like Crime mob "Get on my level ho"
Imma pro ur a fan at on of my shows
u think u cool? u think an entrepreneur?
I need to learn from me man i kno i am, thats for sure
Look... u can sit back and be a nerd all night
but imma keep come back u know imma put a big fight
Im like a shark in he water and ur a anmal thats weak
I can smell ur blood for miles so imma come and eat ur ass like a peice of meat
see im unique but ur stuff has been stopped like runnin into a door
winnie the pooh? I heard u tried to screw his hommie Eeyore
Now the Storm has finally evened the score
Since i proved that no one likes u not even a 1 dollar whore

U SUCK!!

stay on the computer all day again... thats all ur worth

watch what you say
unless it in rap form okay
cuz this will get shut down with all that crap

Shorty,
thanks for explainen to us that u think about this site all day night
i dont have to call u a nerd but that what u are alright
ur almost tight Psike u sorry like the game
everybody used to come on this site until they saw ur name
imma tell u the truth like a picture knocked right out the frame
Imma sum up ur rhymes and skills in 1 word and that is LAME

NOBODY LIKES U!!

awwwwww, the little kids are fighting

lmao

haha ya man i think thay need a diaper change

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rise from the depths of oblivion
take a step back an look at the age im livin in
the age of sacred terror at this stage im livin sin
put in revolutionary part 1
it was evolutionary ,my heart spun
my heart stunned,
we had bush one, now we got bush 2
can we push through
past the two towers
past the world powers
that seem to cower
fukin cowards
ive seen how words
can cause such termoil
crack an aluminum foil
iraq and oil
blood temapatures boil
blood staining the soil
the pain recoil's
its on the televison
hell has risen
now were locked in a war prison
cutting us short like dwarfism
plagues and black spleens
shotty's mags an the crack scene
body bags is the only vaccine
is the governments point of view
who appointed who
who appointed you
to rule with an iron fist
bush we dont admire this
i say we retire this, hierarchy
skies of fire an anarchy
eye's of a liar darkly, scopes the room
in hopes to soon
find these dope tunes
wars in iraq an iran
hordes attack hand to hand
rich an poor white an black man to man
the facts happen to stand still
rappin about capital hill
can get you clapped and killed
within the chains of a democracy
we think were walking free
but we live in a bureaucracy
for all who follow allah
will find the halls of valhallah




thanks for reading this one peace