Neverending Rap Battle II

Slim shortys rap suck,
That's generally it,
He think he fresh,
but he can't rap for ****,
The only way people will ever think he fly,
is if he put a gun to his head,
and commit suicide,
he just another cheap-ass punk,
who don't know who he screwing,
he probably sucks his moms balls,
so i don't know what he doing.

If i were you,
I would stop while i can,
I a full-fledged playa,
and you.. just in the stands,
another dreamer, with his head in the clouds,
So go screw yo mom, who weighs 321 Pounds!

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DAMN!
Shortys rhymes are ****!!
he can't rap for Jack,
he should go back where he came,
in his house smoking crack,
he thinkin' he could them boobies and them assas,
after reading your ****,
now i need glasses!

Come on everybody, Let's rebel against slim,
this slut faced bitch,
'bout to be in jail like lil' kim!

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theprofessor wrote:

check this out read it rate it and then give me some feedback

rise from the depths of oblivion
take a step back an look at the age im livin in
the age of sacred terror at this stage im livin sin
put in revolutionary part 1
it was evolutionary ,my heart spun
my heart stunned,
we had bush one, now we got bush 2
can we push through
past the two towers
past the world powers
that seem to cower
fukin cowards
ive seen how words
can cause such termoil
crack an aluminum foil
iraq and oil
blood temapatures boil
blood staining the soil
the pain recoil's
its on the televison
hell has risen
now were locked in a war prison
cutting us short like dwarfism
plagues and black spleens
shotty's mags an the crack scene
body bags is the only vaccine
is the governments point of view
who appointed who
who appointed you
to rule with an iron fist
bush we dont admire this
i say we retire this, hierarchy
skies of fire an anarchy
eye's of a liar darkly, scopes the room
in hopes to soon
find these dope tunes
wars in iraq an iran
hordes attack hand to hand
rich an poor white an black man to man
the facts happen to stand still
rappin about capital hill
can get you clapped and killed
within the chains of a democracy
we think were walking free
but we live in a bureaucracy
for all who follow allah
will find the halls of valhallah

thanks for reading this one peace

do one of you people wanna read this an give me some feedback

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yo professor sikk stuff man...keep that **** up>>im new to this site so anyone got any tips i need to know or anything just let me kno...if not then just go ahead n start rappin.

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my names hitman" i rap like i dont kno what im doin
i keep typin **** but at the same time i didnt kno i was losin
i say im sweet you kno my rhymes are tyte
man shut up bitch im suprised that let on this website
your flow is worse than tap water
so i came present ready to slaughter
and if you were wonderin, iam the reason your mom has a daughter
your talkin staight out yo asshole
ya the same one you get fucked in so quit actin bashful
see im not callin you out i just wanted to let everyone know
hitmans a fake bitch an average joe
i saw his mom on 7th street with spit in her hand ready to blow
this was just a sneak peek, now yall watch out for the real show

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I TECh wrote:

my names hitman" i rap like i dont kno what im doin
i keep typin **** but at the same time i didnt kno i was losin
i say im sweet you kno my rhymes are tyte
man shut up bitch im suprised that let on this website
your flow is worse than tap water
so i came present ready to slaughter
and if you were wonderin, iam the reason your mom has a daughter
your talkin staight out yo ****
ya the same one you get **** in so quit actin bashful
see im not callin you out i just wanted to let everyone know
hitmans a fake bitch an average joe
i saw his mom on 7th street with spit in her hand ready to blow
this was just a sneak peek, now yall watch out for the real show

Yo man, I'm hitman, Who the fuk you tyrin to diss?
He sittin' here typing, this bitch here is dismissed,
And who are playin', talking about my moma,
'cuz yours was on my doorstep, selling marijauna!
So shut the fuk up, cuz you don't know who you tryin to screw,
Battlin me, boy, you never knew,
when sat down on that seat, and started talkin' ****,
i was fuking your mom, yeah, shes a good bitch!

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Slim Shorty wrote:

alright, we in a diff time zone but 14 hours?
come on man r u scared of my super powers?
i even slept had the common courtesy to sleep overnight
but come on man, r u too afraid ta write?
aight man i know what ur feeling
when i first battled you i was cryin and screamin
now i have scratch marks all ova the ceilin
but ive gotten alot betta in 3 days
but watch out my rhymes create a haze
i think ur too afraid that my rhymes will start ta blaze
well guess what bitch they already are so u betta start to praise
me...
surrender now cuz im on a killin spree
so just run off to ur family in tennesee
itll only take u a day or three

Dude face it, your rhymes makin my PUKE get sick,
so fukin' stop it already, and go suck michal jacksons dick!
'cuz you just another poser, just another bitch,
and i seriously don't have to put up with this ****!
But i am, and now you beefin' wid ME,
better watch out, i kill ya then throw out to the sea!
and What the fuk does it mean ' so run off to your family in tenesee!'
that was wack **** man, so stop messin wid me!

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theprofessor wrote:

theprofessor wrote:
check this out read it rate it and then give me some feedback

rise from the depths of oblivion
take a step back an look at the age im livin in
the age of sacred terror at this stage im livin sin
put in revolutionary part 1
it was evolutionary ,my heart spun
my heart stunned,
we had bush one, now we got bush 2
can we push through
past the two towers
past the world powers
that seem to cower
fukin cowards
ive seen how words
can cause such termoil
crack an aluminum foil
iraq and oil
blood temapatures boil
blood staining the soil
the pain recoil's
its on the televison
hell has risen
now were locked in a war prison
cutting us short like dwarfism
plagues and black spleens
shotty's mags an the crack scene
body bags is the only vaccine
is the governments point of view
who appointed who
who appointed you
to rule with an iron fist
bush we dont admire this
i say we retire this, hierarchy
skies of fire an anarchy
eye's of a liar darkly, scopes the room
in hopes to soon
find these dope tunes
wars in iraq an iran
hordes attack hand to hand
rich an poor white an black man to man
the facts happen to stand still
rappin about capital hill
can get you clapped and killed
within the chains of a democracy
we think were walking free
but we live in a bureaucracy
for all who follow allah
will find the halls of valhallah

thanks for reading this one peace

do one of you people wanna read this an give me some feedback

Yo, great stuff man, just thought we could battle:

Yo, Yo, Yo

My name is hitman, the word says it all,
I leave people squaking like a loud bird call,
my rhymes and flows are insane,
to win you gotta have leprechauns and little flip chains,
If you know terror then scream my name,
my choice of assassainatian is nver the same!
This was just a taster,
but man, holla back,
cuz if you don't,
i'll be sure to put you on the torture rack! :wink:

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Slim Shorty wrote:

alright man soon ur gonna find out that im the best
my rhymes are bad, they puttin ya to da test
so just calm down and dont get depressed
cuz im 2 good to be battlin u, im just blessed
just stop now and save u the trouble
cuz i just hit a line drive double
u cant beat me just face it
im too good u gotta admit
im too good i should get a permit
just step down now, b 4 u get hit
just step down now, b 4 i give u a smack
just step down now, cuz im daddy mack
just step down now, cuz ur rhymes r wack
back off bitch! im about to attack!

Yo man, you raps can suck my dick, that's all they good for,
i could ask you how it is to be poor,
with no money,
having a mom who works as a whore,
you battle me, bitch, you best belive it's goin to be war,
fuk with me once... and i'll even the score,
i'm burnin' you already, you want some more?
'cuz if you do, spit back, lik the suka you are,
do it then, it's not that hard,
but for a gay man, i understand,
it's hard to cope,
fuk that, get rifle with the .99 scope,
your in the middle of the crosshair,
then , people, i picked him,
now he looks like a killer..... a killer victem!
so we could beef, or you could surrender, try and be friends,
either way, this is the end.

BATTLE ME< SHORTY

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im dissin you bitch fukin open your eyes
hey everyone hitmans a bitch and he lies
this the type a cat that gets sucker punched and cries
and listen you weak bitch dont tell me i dont kno with who to screw
cause while i was fuckin your moms your sister jumped in to
and thats pretty much how we made you
so you say you fucked my mom and shes a good bitch
well ill fuk up your whole family and leave em tied to a bench
and thats i tech for ya just a taste a little pinch

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hitman j is fuckin gay
igonna make him turn to clay
i dont even know what to say
your are all a bunch of fags anyway
im goin to go now
mabye ill be back some day

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haha i see we got some new katz on here already battlin.
thats tight, but did u diss me on low tech?
i heard u say my name in 1 of ur rhymes

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igotyomomma wrote:

hitman j is **** gay
igonna make him turn to clay
i dont even know what to say
your are all a bunch of fags anyway
im goin to go now
mabye ill be back some day

"turn me to clay?" oh yea man, i'm real frightened Laughing

my terror and power has automaticly just hightened,
and i seriously, don't rap, it's not in yo career,
you guy don't take a gun too a shootout, you bring a spear!
so fuk off, cuz your doom is near,

HEY PEOPLE! it only takes one juice fill'em,
just a tickle to the head to kill em,
just a scrape to the the knee to spill em,
sniffin mrkers.... then you need to pill em

so screw yourself bitch, cuz im king, im the mad sire!
and i'm doin drive by's in my neighbors jaguar!

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I TECh wrote:

im dissin you bitch fukin open your eyes
hey everyone hitmans a bitch and he lies
this the type a cat that gets sucker punched and cries
and listen you weak bitch dont tell me i dont kno with who to screw
cause while i was **** your moms your sister jumped in to
and thats pretty much how we made you
so you say you **** my mom and shes a good bitch
well ill fuk up your whole family and leave em tied to a bench
and thats i tech for ya just a taste a little pinch

i'm getting you angry bitch, what's the problem? going to cry?
ya know you could've done for mothers day? you could've died,
cuz when i told her i couldn't fuk tonight, she basicly cried,
but i killed your slutty grandparents instead, so i hope you don't mind,

This homo LOVES drugs, he's like "hey, how you doin' sess"
and he's the guy who stole shoes from pay less!,
Oh, and leaving my family tighed to a bench isn't much of a threat,
the threat was the slut in the back of the room, the one you just met,
you know that bitch in the back of th--- DUDE IS THAT YOUR DAD!?!
I no he's a good for nothing slut, and you know it, so why you mad,
the fact you just admitted your mom was whore,
you even punched her in the face instead of kissed her!
oh and one more thing, i don't even have a sister,
so if everyone wants to know about itechs "big show"
it's just him, trying to screw another fat hoe,
he's a really bad prostitute, he just can't get that dough,
OH **** HE's ON MY STREET GIVING AN OLD MAN A BLOW!

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alot of people on here have gotten soft
i will be on every once in a great while cuz there are few on here worth my time, you know who you are

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click clack im back and i aint goin now where
im chillen at skool on the computer in my big lounge chair

cuz i got it like that with my hommie NoDj
he leavin the site so imma have to bring him back on one day
but imma hold it down for our set

Yin Yang soilderz for life
we serve so many fews from morning, noon, evening and night

its like a flu we have because our flows are sick
we are future rich
our money never Anorexic but money stacks always so thick

its not gonna happen with a hand flick but with time and hard work
when we achieve our goal though
we gonna have a evil laugh & a big ass smirk

but for now im stuck here where i like spit rhymes all day
shorty is gay so he stop comin on
he cant think
he didnt know what to say

So one more win for me
im not suprise though
he prolly stop comin on
cuz barney is havin a marathon show

that little ass kid didn't know what he got into
12 year old punk
I was hungry so i turned him into some beef stew

I was hungry and i havent served somebody up for a while
i can serve anyone up
i got a served people in piles

i just want people to know
if u want to diss me and reflect
remeber im not a punk
u betta get that **** CORRECT!

so come and diss me and see what will happen
im a Euthiast in training
i will come back with fire
thats why im one of the site's captains

so yall can diss eachother and give it all of ur blood
I got luv for true rappers
but haters against me get none of the above!

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YO!, wassup let me introduce myself,
the guy that made Eminems grammy dust on his shelf,
i'm also the man that broke that dudes back , marooned him and leaving him screaming for help,
you could say i'm tough, but i just don't give a **** about yo health!
you by the sea, drinking a cold one by the Port Bar,
meanwhile, i'm doing drive-by's in yo brand new sports car!
bust out the bar, get that gun ready for war,
He died, and i didn't even put that gun out the door!

When i spit, they're like 50cent hits and i break it down bit by bit,
you could love me or hate me, i really don't give a ****.
You other sukas better get too steppin,
cuz every time a rhyme, it's like a nuclear weapon,
my flows are smooth good to use like butter,
Yours are like sucking a dead cows udder,
I rob companys, banks, and individual foreman,
i can sneak drugs and gats past the presidents doorman,
now you all know me, come on! i'm the best war man,
got people on the inside, i call em Core man,

I'm that dude that killed that bitch with a boulder,
**** you don't know me? fine i'm

X SOLDIER

thanx yall, tell me what ya think

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Yo who wants to battle? i'm bored

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so in the end hit man does have some skill
so for now ill lay off em and chill
so listen up, i hold my pistol sideways thats the way i hold her
yo hitman lets rag on this new bitch x soilder
this bitch is as dumb as a boulder
hitman fuk yo momma while she sittin on my shoulders
my ryhmes are hot yours are just gettin older and colder
x soilder bitch lets here what you got
i type up my next battle as soon as im done fukin your mom on the spot
that bitch gave me brain while i gave her that money shot
while hitmans in the corner fukin up your dad with that glock
Itech nigga somethin you can top
so heres a tip just stop

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I TECh wrote:

so in the end hit man does have some skill
so for now ill lay off em and chill
so listen up, i hold my pistol sideways thats the way i hold her
yo hitman lets rag on this new bitch x soilder
this bitch is as dumb as a boulder
hitman fuk yo momma while she sittin on my shoulders
my ryhmes are hot yours are just gettin older and colder
x soilder bitch lets here what you got
i type up my next battle as soon as im done fukin your mom on the spot
that bitch gave me brain while i gave her that money shot
while hitmans in the corner fukin up your dad with that glock
Itech nigga somethin you can top
so heres a tip just stop

look at the kid thinking he knows all
all he knows is he daddy's balls
sit down cuz i am about to teach you a lesson
and i know for sure it wont leave you guessin'
you arent the best rapper in town
especial with the yin yang soldiers to put you down
dont enter a battle you cant win
to battle against me could be a sin
cuz i am from God and at you i will preach
so sit back and listen cuz i am about to teach
your punk ass makes people hate this site
cuz you are a little punk looking for a fight
but we will teach you well
make you aware by the sound of a bell

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