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Neverending Rap Battle II

 
 
YTZ
 
Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 12:37 pm
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Battle the user above you. 10 lines or more to help give the next poster material.

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yo yo

drop a line
make it good, man make it rhyme

if u cant then say good bye
leave and dont lie..

RAPPERZ BRING YOUR BEATS
PEACE
 
urlukyimnoturkid
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:43 pm
Re: RAP BATTLEZ 2005
YTZ wrote:
yo yo

drop a line
make it good, man make it rhyme

if u cant then say good bye
leave and dont lie..

RAPPERZ BRING YOUR BEATS
PEACE



wow you think you rock at bustin yo rhymes.
but boiii dem wordz aint worth a dime.
your girlfriends a hoe & you's think you's a pimp;
tryiiin to stroll thru dat club wit a cane and a limp
mc kings
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 01:49 pm
ur lucky im not ur kid
dam right god forbid
ok kid ill tell u now
Just leave ur computer and
walk away from ur seat
coz my rhymes are to complicated
they'll make ur brain over heat
make ur brain get easily snapped
eaisy hacked
passwords easily cracked
my location never tracked in London but
my lyrics continue to make u feel attacked
can't even sleep
coz ur brain is being lyrically slapped all over the place
to be honest that is the end of the case
coz its hands down who one this lyrical race
its me and I easily
stormed 1st place
dr eryk
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 08:51 pm
"Kings' spittin' tight lines!" Is a phrase you'll never hear!
You couldn't make it 'big' if cris wallace put you here!
Murder you with a small verse, Faster than you're mom made you
Don't believe me? I'll throw a toboggan at you, just to prove I 'slayed' you
Dawg you can't diss me, you'll never be makin' hits!
****, I'll take you're spirit away like christians turned athesists!
So who you really tryna fool? thinkin' you can beat me!
Cuz only time this mc see's 'kings' is in his name, or when he's lookin' at me!
****, I'm dissin' a kid who's far beyound my skill level!
you're nothin' to me kid..
cuz I stomped on you're ass faster than fat kids to a bike pedle


blah... been a while..
hipnoticbun
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 11:45 pm
anybody on rite now who wants to battle?
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DJBattlefield
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 04:04 am
wat up doc, long time bud.

mc kings you spit worse than that weenie white wigga
Ima come through like Bust & STOMP on a nigga,
worse than Shaq with 20 size boats that weigh a tonn
my spits come through Cronically strong on you son
Fack!
like Em you like dat gurbal in ya ass
**** infested feet crash giving you heat rash so fast,
Stack!
my papers real, no manopoly change in dis game meet
you toss da dice and get rolled twice when you land on my Queen st
you readin dis spit twice try'n understand my click,
if you cant get up wif me fool, turn around, run your ass back right quick!
DJBattlefield
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 04:06 am
bit rusty on it, but thats all i can think of right now.

JUST BLAZE
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DJBattlefield
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 04:14 am
insane!!! you still blowin up krazy kid!!! PROPS
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pimponline
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 04:48 am
yo mc kings
yo mc kings was tryin to cus me,
next thing i heard is hes tryin to suck me!
yo hes talkin **** like smoke en ride,
yeah you suck my nine, nine inches wide,
your a fuccin descrase,
i put my dick in your mouth pull out an cum all over your face!
yo jus 8 lines this **** is descreat an lovely,
watch your ass near him i think hes tryin to fucc me!
EaZY E
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 08:09 am
YO,
KING,
uve already been fuked up and dissed but ima provide the real bee sting,
DJ eryk already made u hysterik,
and u steal havent healed from the lines of DJ battlefield,
keep ones eye peeled,
reading this **** is clinically putting u to rest,
pimponline also fucked ur mum and corrested her breast,
ur gettin lyrically molsested,
u cant prstest this, im fuckin possesed and obsessed so fukin stress coz ull end up with a bullet in ur chest,
Eazy E be my fuckin mentor,
gangsta rap inventor,
beware befoe u enter,
coz im peircing thru ur nerve cente,
physically having a fit, from reading this hypothetical lyrical ****,
fuckin bitch
EaZY DuZ iT
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mc kings
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 10:34 am
u lot are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak !
no point of even spitten back

ok now ur comiting suicid to myself
read this **** and next time
keep ur feelings stealth

1st
dr.eyrk

"cuz I stomped on you're ass faster than fat kids to a bike pedle


blah... been a while.. "

been a while
well the first stage is denile
and aftre that dr
ur in a downwords spiral
hit the bottom and end up in a pile
so shut the fuk up
and get some style !

2nd
mc battle feld

you readin dis spit twice try'n understand my click,
if you cant get up wif me fool, turn around, run your ass back right quick!

i understand ur click
but bitch really
they do suck dick
ur just taking the mic
but out of ur self
and like i said above
JUST KEEP UR FEELINGS STEALTH

3rd
this bitch pimponline

"your a fuccin descrase,
i put my dick in your mouth pull out an cum all over your face"

well thanks for clearing up that ur gay
very intesting but keep it out of here hey?
in here keep ur trousers zipped
and make sure ur better lyricly equipped
i understand if u just come out of the cloze-it
but seriously
that spit
was just pure ****
that **** will never get u maids
just s.t.d's and a ars full of aids

4th and final this bitch eazy e
why do u think u compare to me ?
u dont not even in my divison
so go home and clear ur vision
and make sure u dont make a stupid decision
or ull end up in hospital
so bitch
DONT WALK BEFOR U CAN CRAWL

just wait until dj trey and kid a hit this sceen
compared to u there lyricly supream
ur not lean
ur not mean
just a pussy sitting buy ur computer screen
ur cool coz u can spit thought a machine?
no but in real life ill cut u up and eat ur splein

love the way u all try and pick on me tho

safety in number hey
well fuk u Exclamation
im a one man army
dr eryk
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 01:27 pm
LMAO, **** THAT SPIT WAS THE DEFINITION OF WACK.. YOU HAVE NO MULTIES, WORDPLAY, PUNCHES, META'S...HAD NOTHIN' BUT SPITTIN' RHYMIN' WORDS.. **** THAT SUCKS MAN..I COULD TAKE YOU OUT OF THE GAME EASILY!
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DJBattlefield
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 04:14 pm
hahaha yeah king that sounded more like a hoe down,
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DJBattlefield
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 04:18 pm
and its DJ Battlefield !!!!..............


ya baaaastard hahahaha
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poski
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 07:31 pm
I would battle mc kings
but I don't rhyme in l33t 5p34k-
"Clean up your grammar, son, because j00 sound like a phR34K"
opportunities you represent are far from unique
I capped a dozen better rappers than you just last week

I'm off the wagon
I quit going to rap-aholics anonymous
my rhymes are well-hung and yours are androgynous
don't try to tell me that last line was mysogynist
step up to this mic and you'll have to deal with my fist

Just slow your roll because I'm taking control
you can struggle all you want to but you'll never overthrow
my flow because it's too damn choice-
I'm noice-
My voice is sweet and sour like the sauce-
you're lost-
and hour after hour you're sour with no sweet
like danny tamberelli you're actin' like little pete
your rhymes are marked fragile and mine are concrete
you can roll 'em down the stairs and they stay in one piece

It's unmistakable
like that comb, I'm unbreakable
you get the feeling my position's unshakable
atop this pile of busted MCs
I'm mired in this garbage heap and up to my knees
it's less than sanitary and I'm asking you please
to keep away because I don't want your fleas,
jeeze,
my rhymes are better and I got no apologies

because I sport mad retorts of the infallible sort
I rock chi-town from the lakefront way out to southport
avenue- haven't you
ever heard my name before
I'll throw down in the library untill my fists are raw
then lift you from the bloody floor
reset my broken jaw
and scream at you for more until my throat goes sore

I've seen and heard and felt it all before-
at this point I'm even bored of intercourse
of course,
my discourse still draws applause from balconies to the floors
all my fans are waving hands and they're spilling out the doors
your fans can't pay to see me cause they're all too poor
what fans? your fanclub roster numbers less than four
I got more in store
but to leave ya' wanting more
I'll indicate to you the exit sign to show you the door
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Mr Insane
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 09:16 pm
bb HEY YO, MC K!NGS yo **** is so wack,

its worse than the time i took ya to the matt,
you think you hard but u dont roll in packs,
thinkin your cool and throwin up attacks,
i'll beat ya to the ground faster than ya tap,
what makes ya think you can beat the vets in a rap,
cause yo **** sucks, and shows how you lack,
the abaility to compete with the mc's that wheez,
ya mess with me and i'll beat ya with ease,
so listen up, and hear me go FREE…

ok here it is plane and simple,
I've been here a while and seen nothing but "PRE's"
That means you newbs that think you rhyme, let me tell you don't please,
I'm not sayin I'm the best at spitin, but k!ngs you suck and blow nuts im not kidin,
Don't come in here thinking you the click, cause in reality you aint got ****,
Mothafu*ka yous just a bitch ass pussie, you live your life thinking its ok to play hookie,
How about you get outa school, keep your education make it a tool,
Cause nigga i know you rap and think your cool,
But really dog, your gayer than "O'TOWN" just got fooled,
Nigga battlein yous like a no contest,
So next time you step to the plate and confess,
Don't get beat bye the ALI's in this rap,
That would be DJ-B, Eryk, and ME,
Check the list twice next time you enter,
Could be the last time you speak the words you gitter,
Mumblein bitch ass nigger and bitter, COM bubbled and jumbled in the cage u cant fumble,
Slow your words down and flow its no trouble,
Just like the time I fu*ked your mom it was FUNdLe……
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poski
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 10:15 pm
hey yo-

last time i looked, "FUNdle" wasn't a word-
and your dismissance of the rules is a little absurd
(not to mention the construction of your nouns and your verbs...)
your **** is pretty whack when broken down into turds

but just so w'rr clrrr:
th' "rules" to which i refer, in my previous verse,
which are stated in this thread in the post that was first,
indicate you have to battle the MC who's bef'rrr
(i'm sorry, but when i get high, my prose tends to sl'rrr)

but let me break it down for the second time around
and let you motherf'kers know why i'm the king of this town
i share a birthday with jay-z
but it don't amaze me
two december fourth-ing niggaz and we both actin' crazy
got a fellow who pays me
so i don't get lazy
watchin' mad midnight movies and i'm down with scorsese

but my rhymes are rap equations
and you can't be denying this
caught up in memories
of rap-battles with scientists

applying this tenet to a logical degree
because i battle PHDs like jeeze louise
and state-school MCs but they got no finesse
they'll bullshit on the mic just to get their BS*

and you fail to impress me
with your clumsy tongue-twistin
your rhymes are rusted out
but my rhymes are rust-resistent
your rhymes are watered-down
but my rhymes are double-fistin, tried
to cut my rhymes out
but my rhymes were too persistent
so listen to me now
my intuition showed me how
you've no ambition in your sound
your competition's disalowed
and if you're seeking consolation, then you'd be in the right
cos while your rhymes are dry-humping, mine are f'king all night


pssshhh, this ****'s too easy

______
*that's Bachelor of Sciences, mr insane
ASSASSIN83R
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 08:47 am
Ay just checking in havent been on 4 ages and eryk u got me support dogg.P.S kings make sure u can beat one person or try to before u take on 4 at once nice try but jst wasnt there
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Mr Insane
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 10:14 pm
poski wrote:
hey yo-

last time i looked, "FUNdle" wasn't a word-
and your dismissance of the rules is a little absurd
(not to mention the construction of your nouns and your verbs...)
your **** is pretty whack when broken down into turds

but just so w'rr clrrr:
th' "rules" to which i refer, in my previous verse,
which are stated in this thread in the post that was first,
indicate you have to battle the MC who's bef'rrr
(i'm sorry, but when i get high, my prose tends to sl'rrr)

but let me break it down for the second time around
and let you motherf'kers know why i'm the king of this town
i share a birthday with jay-z
but it don't amaze me
two december fourth-ing niggaz and we both actin' crazy
got a fellow who pays me
so i don't get lazy
watchin' mad midnight movies and i'm down with scorsese

but my rhymes are rap equations
and you can't be denying this
caught up in memories
of rap-battles with scientists

applying this tenet to a logical degree
because i battle PHDs like jeeze louise
and state-school MCs but they got no finesse
they'll bullshit on the mic just to get their BS*

and you fail to impress me
with your clumsy tongue-twistin
your rhymes are rusted out
but my rhymes are rust-resistent
your rhymes are watered-down
but my rhymes are double-fistin, tried
to cut my rhymes out
but my rhymes were too persistent
so listen to me now
my intuition showed me how
you've no ambition in your sound
your competition's disalowed
and if you're seeking consolation, then you'd be in the right
cos while your rhymes are dry-humping, mine are f'king all night


pssshhh, this ****'s too easy

______
*that's Bachelor of Sciences, mr insane

DAMN... NIGGA, nice spit PROPS!!!!!!
Mr Insane
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 10:46 pm
POSKI!! ~no disrespect~

yo everytime i look up and see, the wanna bee's,
who wish they were the greatest of MC's.
not me, im not wanna the MC's,
but i am one of the niggas that be the infamous one lookin all up and only see,
little white crackers that smoke trees,
thinkin their the **** werein Sean John jeans,
popin pills talkin **** like they harder than me,
P.C.P got them niggas thinkin their me,
man you better think before you speak,
cause next time you slip up i'll make ya teeth click'n freeze,
man my crew comin yo way, dog back up and be honest,
do you really keep yo strap in yo gril, is she amish?
well anyways in gona keep this real simple,
spit something back that makes ya feel real fuckin resentful,
cause the next time you spit, im respondin with a lyrical thats useful...
 

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