If you going to rap...Then start saying something..

ain't gonna rap
it's a lotta crap
don't mean snap
rappers got no smarts,
they're tired young farts
go post their lame ****,
show their tame wit.
ain't gonna rap
won't fall into that trap.
hey! Wait! raise the lid!
I think I just did
fall in the trap.
Well ****. That's it.
Ain't rappin' no more,
I've evened the score.

you sound gay as ****
rap about not being smart i believe you
how many times you gotta tell us
i cant be the first ...hold on

bitch bounce back
you ******* sound wack
what you do smoke crack
L A Y off dat keep ur money
do it real big I smoke trees
you smoke dope
You tryed ta rap but that was crap
**** off my toilet is full of dat
Hold on.....
1sec
2sec
3sec

Iiiiim backkk
you still feel like ****
i bet you still sound like ****
take it from my dick it said you are ****
dam!!! now my cock got on rap
its says wipe my ass you ant got enough balls punk!
nexttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

You're outta luck.
You suck.

Ok marry i suck knw how i dont give ah ****
all i got ta do is rap i dnt got ta thnk bout dat
shut up ..............................................cause i suck
I Dnt Give Ahh ****..........
Sooo shut up
CAuse i dnt give Ahh ****
shut what bittch ah 2 line i suck bittch
come on give up bittch
go rap on one of ya other punk ass bittch hos
dnt take it personal
its just the game
all you had to do was pump me up
now i could give ah ****
wanna know what **** you bittch i suck
decaded ta this bittch i knw marry andrew
have ah nice day i got to go

merry merry merry
skeee skeee skeee
what has rap
ever done for me

Wo, hold up Skeee
I'm hearing that you suck
Maybe if you didn't talk so much ****
Like bills on the mouth of a duck
My lyrics hit you around like a puck
O wait that's right, you don't give a ****
That's to bad cause your out of luck
I was about to sell your next album for less then a buck

Lets go...

Gjay you one letta short of gay
well that says alot better think what you thought
now lemme sho you what i got
you say you pro well watch my sho
im tell you how its done cuz i be number one
i start it all even tho im white my rhymes are blacker than the night
i live in the hood yea im that good
get a girl not a man that way you can use somthin other than a hand
just come outta tha closet make a big deposit
before you die in the arms of a man with a dick in yo mouth an a dick in your hand bitch

holla back faggot

dude what you repping? cause it sure aint the hood
you probally live in the suburbs, thinking that life aint good
rich wannabe closet rapper, and you know i be right
your the type of kid, who runs away from a fist fight
im drinkin straight vodka, your sipping miller lite
even if you shaquille o'neal, your not at my height
play your cards right, infact you should probally fold
gotta better chance going to antartica, in search for gold
reply to this, **** it your a little bitch anyway
need better word play, besides that ill beat your ass anyday

Look wat we have here as I sneer at this weird queer
Tryin' to say I'm gay, and tryin' to say he hood
Probably another wana be spittin' for Cranbrook
Leave his mind shook, so now he spittin' out of his rhyme book
Now kid look, ya spit off, hit soft, sayin' more non sense then David Hastlehoff
I'ma boss when it comes to makin' exclusives
Ya like Rick Ross with that fake talk callin' it Maybach music
Hittin' ya head with the lead mixed wit chrome slicin' strait thru ya dome
Tell this bitch to go home, or this "ghetto" he romes
But if he a G, hes as silent as the one in front of (g)nome
Thats cuz he a small jit who talks ****, thinkin' he on a rhymin spree
But none of his **** count cuz I found em at spittin' at the Dollar Tree, jeez...

lines like urs an sux a dick, mine can brightly shine and maby love a bitch, never-mind how u flo or how u spit, i now know ur a white bitch and a faggit, i'm rated number one and u can't hack it, i killed ur flow wat a tragick, naggin like a fat bitch that can't have dick, a bastdat with a flat dick, i bet ur chick likes it long and fatter, ur short and thats it . fuk this rap **** i wrap tricks in a body bag, they squirt like its thier first time, fuk u and check ur rhymes thier printed lame on a warning label, stop it with ur lines or end up disabled

Yo',all you fake MC's are no where close to me
You rap like you haven't heard the speech about the birds and bees
I can tell you guys are wanna-be's who don't have **** to do
So I'm gonna do y'all a favor and im gonna spit for you
Rap is like a house and none of you have a foundation
Your lines form a tiny house mines can form a corperation
If that just made you mad these next lines will cause some aggrivation
You couldn't beat me if all you did some sort of collaboration
And none of the verses you wrote have any value
I'm dissing the shot out of y'all and I don't know nothing about you
Apparently you know nothing about this game
I'm on another level you people are all the same
When it comes to punchlines there's absolutely no stopping me
You wouldn't know the game if this was ******* Monopoly
You wouldn't have game if I gave you viagra and some rum
If you were in a barrel full of tits you'd come out sucking your thumb

Anybody else wanna battle ?

"If you where in a barrel full of tits, you'd come out sucken your thumb"
Yea right boi i don't even have a dick and I'd be sucken yo mum
Your on another level? AWWW, Cute, look how far baby MC has come-
after all his effort, he finally made it to level one!
Seriously dude, you think you can take me with lines like those?
I aint tryna be mean, but bro-
How much cum you gotta swallow to get that stupid?
next time you think about opening your mouth, just don't do it!

WHEN YOU HURD ME RAP BATTLING YOU ,
YOU WERE SURPIRSED ,
LORD OF THE FLIES,
AND YEH I HEAR YOU WATC PORN BEHIND YOU MOTHER BACK,
WHILE TOUCH YOU BALL SACK,
NO WONDER WHY YOU SOUND LIKE A DESPERATE TERRORIST IN IRAC,
WITH A LACK OF EFFORT IN RACS.
AND TRUST ME IM BETTER AT RAPPING THEN YOU MOTHERS FARTING ASS,
THAT SHE PROBABLY NEED MORE TO FART GAS,
YOU MIGHT HAVE THE NERVES TO CALL ME A PERVE,
BUT YOU DEFINETLY JUST GOT SERVED:]........

WAIT I KNOW YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL ME A BTCH,
BUT IM CERTAINLY NOT A DOG WHO IS RICH AND DOESNT HAS A DIK,
SO ALL I DO IS CALL MYSELF RICK,
BUT YOUR CERTAINLY A TCIK TO ME,
BECAUSE YOU SUK,
AND YOUR BASICALLY OUTA LUK ,
BUT ME I GOT ALL THE FAME,
ILL MAKE ALL THE MCS OT THERE TAMED,
BECAUSE TO ME THIS IS A STUPID GAME,
THEN GOING OUT BEING NAUTY ,
WITH SOME STUPID HOTTYS,
THAT ARE BLONDIES,
AND WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR FACTES STRAIGHT,
NO WONDER NO ONE LIKES YOU AS A MATE,
AND YEH THERE MANY JOKES BASED ON RAP ABOUT ME,
THATS WHY MY NAME IS YUMZI,
IM LIKE SOME UGLY BRITAIN DRINKING HIS TEA,
BUT SERIOUSLY I DONT LIKE MONOPOLY,
I CERTAINLY LOVE HOT CHEETOS,
WHEN SOME DAM ASS HOT GIRL CALL ME A GOOD NAME LIKE MOE!,
AND THIS IS CERTAINLY HOW I GO,
AND CERTAINLY HOW I REALLY LIKE TO ROLL,
O YEH WHERE YUR GIRFRIEND,
IS IT TREN FROM BARBIE , OR ARE YOU GAY LIKE THIS KID NAMED MARTY,
HAHAHA YOUR JUST RETARTED ,
AND NOT HEARTED,
SO WHY DONT YOU JUST GET OUTA THIS GAME AND TRY TO GET SOME RETARTED LADIES

Hey yum I eat your mothers crum it tastes like your bum!
yo man if you thought that was cool, you should probably go to school!