Neverending Rap Battle II

yo my **** i say might not be tight
but pussy ill dick you if we were in a real fight
and your rhymes there suck
but i mean i dont give a ****
people see your rap
and they know its crap
but then they look at mine
and they say its might fuckin fine
my rhymes are just dirty
im still better then you and i just banged out a thirty
im just like my manz from philly meek millz
i can rap all day when im on pills

u say my rhymes are crap
now go get ur boyfriend to sit on ur lap
and stop trying to rhyme
it must be period time
cause ur rhymes arent tight
mine are light
but rip urs up
straight up ur but
just like ur boyfriend when u smacked him up
u try and rhyme fitting birdy with dirty
but all it will do is get urself buried
now gie up aginst me fool
cause this **** u saying might get a hex laid on u

so ur on ur pills hey
i know it realay
ur **** sounds like my english teacher trying to rhyme
u can shuv it up your behind
cause what u spit is week
all wacky mines like concrete
i spit line after line
these words keep flowing into my mind
time after time
bitch u should just lay down and die
after u have a cry cause im pumping u
and your **** is way overdue
did i cut you up too hard boo hoo
now go back to ur hole and give up
cause your failing straught after this youll be the one wailing

wat up nigga haha

tryna rap battle you fiddle faddle with the game
its the nick nack patty whack thats gonna put you to shame.
all your raps are lame
mine are insane
im the undrained blisster puttin your ass in pain.
your blood stain to cuts remind me of your STOMP
you can not sustain me im rising to the top.
dude your not em your not even close
to fuckin shaggy, wearin ice cube clothes.
you wanna see a heat rash lemme start with my bash
ima trash you so fast you gonna look like ass.
you run with gats
im and assassin i slash
silently from the dark ima leave a gash.
now stop slackin you pistol packin cracker
your fattening my head with all that ass rap sir.
i said dont disturb me when im eatin my meals,
then i saw this ****
like are you for real.
you aint no OG or no new MC
so do me a favor
stay off everyones street.

Lemme have your attention pimponline
your rap was so funny dawg it had my cryin,
like is this guy for real or is he lying, still crackin
up dude you got me dyin. not because you tight but you
sound like a bitch, i pop niggas like you when my finger
starts to itch. i wanna empty my clip
and flip you over jit, burry you deep nigga thats not it
i wanna piss on ya grave and make ya face grow a root
from six feet under i can still smell ya boots
glad we got rid of you, you stunk up the game
but im the one stain in the game that will never fade.

Mc king lemme show you what i bring
sick metaphors whores that is one sick sting.
your rhymes aint complicated only educated see
anyone can rap, just learn the ABC's!!!
this lyrical race is mine at this pace, kings a disgrace
you need to be put in your place.
this is no competition
its my mission to smash niggas like you, yo
check it out listen. you remind my of everlast
with his whack ass raps, you can always try country
but you still wont last
it'll end so fast
like relationships
but even those for you are the days in the past.
your location never tracked
you just gave it dumbass, london sucks all the time
just like your mom and dad.
trust me i know they hoe in my town
every corner all around
aight ive said enough, got something now?

You say your a bee, so it means you only got 1 sting in your armoury,
Dribble out a bit of acid, coz there aint harmony in your mental pharmacy,
I got sadistic intent in my invent', like I wouldn't harm a bee,
I'd crush it's neck, and see it's blood slip out like margarine.

Bread with butter is like **** to your stutter,
Sort out the crap and **** from your mental clutter,
I can't block out the ****, that is you mutterin',
The miniscule mad man is ramblin' bout meds, and he's mumblin',
Minimal management in your manky manor, because the bee's bumblin',
Rent-a-tv, check the forecast, a reale storm's rumblin',
Your mind's a jumble, and your fingers are fumblin',
All psyched out like the big apple's crumblin',
No. It's just the reale me comin',
I'll flush your lyrical pipe, like mario with the plumbin',
Your lexis cannot equal my stunnin' cunning,
just let the hamster in your head keep on runnin',
and let your **** keep on coming.

Ok, im droppin more lines thena fisherman
then throwin in hooks to keep ya listenin
You still followin?
You couldn't spit if you were a virgin bitch who hates swallowin
Fire flame spitta,
im not evena nigga
yea you heard me right,
im whiter then white
your ass comes toa rap battle with **** you wrote up last night
This kids on motha fuckin genious
while the only noteable thing about you is your two inch penis
Dont even bother witha reply.
Stay clear of rap battles, wanna know why?
Your shits weak
Your just gunna choke
like that same virgin bitch attemptin deep throat

MR. INSANE your rap sounds like ****
throwin up lines, your rap makes me sick

did you learn to rap from your two year old brother,
like you learned to **** from your eight yr. old mother,
im like dude come on your lines are making me cry,
im slittin my wrists because id rather die.

like dude come on your lines dont even rhyme,
sitten here readin wastin my time,
i couldnt even sell your lines for a dime
you trying to rap should be classified a crime.

you think you good enough to be an MC
to me your just a rapper wanna be!
you shouuld start runnin, cause its time to flee
are you could stay here and bow down to me

and ps a liittle child can go harder than you
stop you cold, till your lips turn blue,
freeze you in time, you wouldnt have a clue
probaly laying there helpless, if only you knew

because all your lines are terrible,
your flow is unbearable
im laughing inside ,
your **** is hysterical

so i want you to come back and ill see what you got,
your **** may be hot but its probbaly not!

ill be sitten here waitin watchin the clock,
waitin for your spit that ill **** with my cock,
with you at home with lotion and a sock
ill be at the door, waitin for your knock

~not looking for beef, and not trying to offend, just words mate~

I'll murder a rhyme, one word at a time,
you never, heard of a rhyme as ripped off as mine,
but... that aint no copy, its a lyrical crime,
who cares, as long as the lyrics im spitting are fine ,
and lets be honest these spittings are fuckin sublime,
and yes im white,
does it matter if my verses are tight,
not like yours,
which are as loose as your mum,
shall i lay a beat, do you want me to hum,
You say your hard, that your coming my way,
come on down, i'll cock my gun, I'll have you running away,
sit on your arse, smoking your crack and your joints everday,
im the thumb tac that you slept on son, now here i come screaming 'attack' like i just stepped on one...

Again, no disrespect intended and not trying to offend you, dont take it seriously

Rappers like you are the dregs of which I'll aim for -
The gluttonous muddy stomachs under the pudgy cakehole
Two-track braniac usin' my rhymes and payroll
To chew up and consume every cookie crumb and peso
And place a cloven hoof on the lucrative when convenient
As the bourbon odor smokers' cough smolder off the Streakas
Higa's have huffed and puffed and blew the bricks, and belive her,
Before the skulls of Brooklyn's cruelest pigs will rain up assholes on the C.O.E.B.A.
As mulish swine of all surrounding counties sniff the gruesomeness
We'll pass around the pineapples and pull the pins in unison.
I will gladly feed you to the breed who wants you sacrificed
No pagan or sacrilege – just money for scavengers,
I will gladly seat you with the chickens not the passengers
Hopefully the crack in his armor spreads to his avarice.
Wilbur's multiply quicker than triples
And hunted truffles in fistfuls
But it was all bells and whistles.
Your like "Bougie this and bougie that"
Your the bigger pussy cat
Glitzy to the porks ribs had to gold leaf the booby traps.
Powder pink, double-breasted mess of mud and money
Waddle to my fire to make your stubborn tummy roggle
I'm all "I don't really know the working details of your wannabe tribes,
I know that that's one ugly fuckin tie."

Battle?

My rhymes are scary yours are to hairy. You better back down from this battle cause u just a mouse im a snake wit a rattle. Theres mostly black boyz right here and there i'm white just turn around and run my dear. You aint got to thank me cause i let you go i let you go for your little hoe she came up in my house and yelled just help me an hour later she was yelling just spank me. I said hold up back it up a bit more baby she was yellin one more time i said maybe itll be an hour thats how long it'll take me then she ran back to you and you talkin saying you ok boo and she just smiled and said nigga you dont have a clue

-------------------------- PUFFEE BOY---------------------------

I'll battle any of you chumps you'll just stare and sit there like a tree stump.

Whats all this speak of crimes
I read about you in the new york times
you the bitch whos jackin Dr.Suess"s rhymes
tryna pull a strap? how you gon do anything
with this crap you tryna disguise as rap
true hip-hop comes from within the soul
i honestly dont know
what you have as your goal
but what you show
from you messin with how me n my homies roll
you tryna get fucked like the lil hoe
you always was
you remind of a toilet
always swallowin ****
maybe thats why your lines are always full of it
dont mess with the best
MC's in this game dont know **** about pain
yea, im a female but understand
that with one line of mine ill beat the hell outta any man
keep talkin
**** ill HELP you formulate a plan
to bring me down - but keep in mind
that im the only one of my kind
no example to learn from
no mistake to make
cuz ill make sure i enjoy the sound of everyone of your bones i break
i shake this place like an earthquake
dont show your face you fake or ill react with more than you can take
im going easy right now - be amazed all you want - but dont ask how
i won, destroyed, and hit the top with one battle had fun, with you i toyed and left you for some bitch to mop

btw, im new here - first time - and i had to reply to this lol - jokes jokes

----no disrespect-----

Wow
i cant beleive what im readin
yall bitches whiter than my go-go guys...semen

i kill all yall niggas make u cry..
and i bet i do it wit all of ya girls at my side.

yall niggas the wakest rappers in the world
i just sit down wit my popcorn
and get my pipe sucked by ya girls

yall got yourselves into some deep ****
beleive it
ill stomp on yall niggas make you crack
cheez-it

fuked yall girls so hard
made their pussies bleed
they say yall dicks are real small
like a cherry seed

mr insane is the one too blame
his lyrics shoud be put away
and locked with some chains

he cant even buss a ryhme
like his girl said he cant buss a nut.....
for a dime

and all yall niggas raps are cold
and im 12 years old
yall probably sittin on some rocks
turnin into mold

if yall niggas think i wouldn't
bitch i just did
yall all just got dissed
by a little kid.....

----no disrespect-----

Wow
i cant beleive what im readin
yall bitches whiter than my go-go guys...semen

i kill all yall niggas make u cry..
and i bet i do it wit all of ya girls at my side.

yall niggas the wakest rappers in the world
i just sit down wit my popcorn
and get my pipe sucked by ya girls

yall got yourselves into some deep ****
beleive it
ill stomp on yall niggas make you crack
cheez-it

fuked yall girls so hard
made their pussies bleed
they say yall dicks are real small
like a cherry seed

mr insane is the one too blame
his lyrics shoud be put away
and locked with some chains

he cant even buss a ryhme
like his girl said he cant buss a nut.....
for a dime
thats a crime

and all yall niggas raps are cold
and im 12 years old
yall probably sittin on some rocks
turnin into mold

my lines are sicker than all of yours
thats what i was told
they say my ryhmes are worth more
than a pound of gold

you guys are stupid
man its kinda funny
yall better of on the corner
makin my money

you reply back
and something bads gonna happen
i just might go wild
and show yall what you call freestyle

if yall niggas thought i wouldn't
bitchs i just did
all yall niggas just got dissed
by a little kid.....

LMAO
UJGD
OMG
LOL...

now how can u go around dissin, spittin **** lyrics?
u must be pissinin, best be listenin, cause u is **** in this
bitchin it, ur bitch swallowed me off and ur lip-in it ?
in yo tong stick-in it, an hour befo i was dick-in it
straight in her mouth, ur bitch was big-in it
cum she was pick-in it, her pussy i was fingerin
her ass i was twistinin, cum she suck n was sip-in it
imma player sinin it, niggas claim me sickenin
herd u a pussy eatin it and then gettin horny lickin it
(Haha) nigga u always mentionin bout ""wanna-bees""
startin me, **** this peace, its like u is wantin enemese
even if u was a friend i would class u as a freina-mee
u livin life weak, **** talking n **** i let me nines speak
throwin in tha clips, then burry u where the mice be
keep u their nicely, hopin u a good life g, nine deep
**** six u get it life free, while im at yo crip **** ur wifey
in her hole deep, bangin her hard put her arse to sleep
while u in yo grave, under the pave as u freeze
im givin dick to yo bitch, now she beggin please
sexin to breed, up her stomach, her belly i feed
**** yo p.c.p aint no niggas think they u see
u was on that ****, smokin trees chroncically
vomitally come out with bullshit atomically
stop it g, u aint on a level, imma devil, check my provicy
top notch like norcotics g, its obviously u copy me
get to know cause aint no nigga stoppin me

yo **** is so weak and i get head by ur bitch every end of the week, and learn how to spell 1st grade **** save yo ass by the bell, hell ill leave yo ass frozen like dell, well this is to easy your just another white kid thinking hes weezy.

Ah?

as i begin to lyrically render this rhyme,
my self inflicted infinite conflict, contemplates
with in the opposite hemisphere of my mind,
yes all of this all at the same time,
so i hope your impressed left with a perception im fresh
because in reality im a mentally ambidextrous mess,
im not even verbally legible
but thats probably because of this curse with these words
that disturbs the endings of my nerves causing a tingling feeling
and gets totally worse if i had to kick this verse vocally