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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:26 am
Crazielady420 wrote:
No one had to call me a lil bitch.... I was just using those particular words because that is how I felt....

People said: "that would be a really cruel thing to do"
You heard: "you're a really cruel person"

Thats not what they said.

Idea was not cool.
You're still cool.

'K? That was all there was! :wink:
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:28 am
Crazielady420 wrote:
Do you have a picture?

He's holding it. Some people are sentimental like that - its all about the mementos
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:28 am
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/tdciago/broom.jpg

There's the damn picture you asked for, crazielady. Happy now?
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:29 am
Ooooh, it has those arms for extra stimulus...
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:31 am
wow that was quite a broom Gus... Slappy where did you find that one??
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:32 am
The arms, thankfully, prevented the penetration from going too deeply, thus saving my life.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:33 am
So, eh, do i need to ask what the buckets are for?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:33 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
The arms, thankfully, prevented the penetration from going too deeply, thus saving my life.


Shocked At least it didn't fist ya Shocked
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:34 am
I shaved Slappy's eyebrows the next night, trying to extract some sort of revenge, but I'm not sure that was an equitable payback.

I'll get the bastard though.

Soon.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:34 am
nimh wrote:
So, eh, do i need to ask what the buckets are for?


it was a nice broom, it used lubrication.... less splinters that way
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:36 am
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So, eh, do i need to ask what the buckets are for?


When your ass is on fire what do you expect? Choir songs?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:37 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I shaved Slappy's eyebrows the next night, trying to extract some sort of revenge, but I'm not sure that was an equitable payback.

I'll get the bastard though.

Soon.


what do u plan on doing to him?? bigger broom??
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:37 am
Chain saw
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:38 am
Dull blade?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:40 am
http://travelinvan.com/images/days/w21_big_saw_150x99.jpg
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:46 am
now that is awesome Gus.. :-)
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:48 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
http://travelinvan.com/images/days/w21_big_saw_150x99.jpg


OH MY GOD. It's big Gus! I have a picture of me standing with Big Gus! That's in Marquette Michigan!!!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:49 am
Yeah, the blade got a little longer during your visit.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:49 am
I have actually touched Big Gus.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:54 am
So has the noodly appendage.
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