Heeven wrote:Excellent news man.
Balls are back - check!
Eating out at fancy restaurants for the next two weeks - check!
To-do List:
Writing out of ad for Kick-Gigolo job.
Practising hip movements for stripper job.
Shaving said balls, again, for above mentioned jobs.
All the women here will write letters of commendation on your sexual prowess or should I say, oral pleasures, since we can vouch for the fact that you "talk" about it a lot.
The world is your oyster (and they can make you randy baby!), so all the best. I'll name the child after you.
Thanks, Heeven! As you know, I love to talk about my balls, so of course I really appreciate your bringing them up. For that stripper job, I'm thinking of doing something extra after I shave them this time. I will be dipping them in melted chocolate for twenty minutes each night before I go to bed. I have heard it makes them amazingly soft and squeezable, and that the ladies can't resist the scent.
I'm going to be rolling in cash!
theyre gonna look alot like chocolate M&Ms
Yes, only smaller. Did I mention I have freakishly small testicles?
squeezing testicles not good
A little bit of gentle squeezing is nice though, don't you think?
...I just love when one of my strange perverted sexual propensities comes out in a post like that and then nobody posts after it, letting it just dangle there like a pair of peanut-sized testicles waiting to be gently squeezed...
why dont you two tell me about your testicle squeezing experiences?
I can't. I'm shy. Let nimh start.
Dude, go blow your stock options cash at Scores.
And bring me.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Dude, go blow your stock options cash at Scores.
And bring me.
Wow, Slappy, that seriously isn't that bad an idea. Hmmm...usually I just end up horny and broke when I go to strip clubs, which is why I don't usually go to them anymore, but I've never been to Score's, and it might be my last chance to go...I'm going to have to think about that idea for awhile.
If a man advances confidently in the direction of his dreams to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau
How did I miss this thread???
Kicky I'm so danged happy for you! I completely understand about corporate suffering, having exited at exactly 5 years as well, after being vested in various money plans. I've been WAY HAPPIER since then.
If you end up in Tampa you'll be coming my way! You gotta go to Skipper's in Lutz (just north of Tampa, pronounced Loots), and eat you a great Alligator Tail sandwich. If'n you end up here I'll meet you there and we can get blasted and pig out, wonderful joy!
I'm about 2 hrs away & lived in Tampa for 10 years. It's a darned good town, I tell ya, and as far as I'm concerned it's the very best city in Florida. If you end up there you'll be AMAZED at how much cheaper pretty much everything is.
Big congrats to you, I'm really happy to hear it!
Green Witch, thanks. I really like that quote. A lot.
BorisKitten, thanks for your support too! I am still only about 90% sure I'm going to move to that area, but if I do, you've got yourself a date! Getting blasted and pigging out with you would be an honor and a privilege.
A couple nights ago I talked to a cousin in Cocoa Beach and she offered to let me stay with her as long as I want, to see how I like it there. I also have another cousin, again in the Cocoa Beach area, who I know wouldn't mind letting me bunk at their house for a while. I don't have any relatives on the west coast that I could stay with, dammit! It's only a couple hours' drive though, so I guess I could stay with either of my cousins and drive over to the West Coast for job interviews and such.
But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. I still haven't completely given up on NYC yet! Almost, but not quite!
Cocoa Beach, hmmm, hang out at the 24 hour Ron Jon's. Or at least, it used to be 24 hours.
If you want to be a beach bumb, that might work for you. Me, I grew up near there and don't think there's much there for someone with an imagination. But a lot could have changed too, who knows.
Either way, have a ball and keep us all posted!
So I was driving about today listening to Classic Rock on the radio, singing loudly even when I passed the cart guy at the grocery store (about 16, never heard "Back in the USSR" & probably doesn't even know what the USSR was), and thinking about the size of Kicky's balls.
I think, Kicky, that all means you are a friend of mine.
BorisKitten wrote:I think, Kicky, that all means you are a friend of mine.
that's all nice and everything but I still think you should walk with your back to the wall and wear a chastity belt whenever you encounter the kickster.
Green Witch -- is that from Walden's Pond? I've really got to read that. It seems like there have been several times lately when I've heard somebody quote Thoreau -- the most beautiful verbage, very wise and very interesting. Walden's is so on my list of things to read.
Damn, he had some great stuff to say! After I read it, I might go on the books thread, and bore everybody with my thoughts about it! Hee!
Anyway, hang in there, Kicky! The weekend's almost here! You great big ball of beautiful man, you! You're almost free! And yes -- don't give up on ol' NYC just yet -- you never know what might happen.
But -- wherever you land -- I'm sure you'll be happier in a new job, a new environment -- so best of luck!
MWAH!! (sending out kitty kiss to you!)
Heeven wrote:BorisKitten wrote:I think, Kicky, that all means you are a friend of mine.
that's all nice and everything but I still think you should walk with your back to the wall and wear a chastity belt whenever you encounter the kickster.
Would that be advice from personal experience? If so, are his balls really as small as M&M's?
Actually I was thinking about his balls (I'm sure he'll be pleased to hear I was) since my breasts are in the same league... that is, not big enough to really impress anyone. I coulda had surgery, he coulda had surgery... if we cared.
Is somebody talking about me? I thought I felt a ringing in my ears and a tingling in my peanut-sized balls...
