Treacle Spotted in East Grinstead; Local Police Baffled
"We thought it was a child's toy or something, but then we came closer and noticed it was a hamster", said Chief Inspector Fred Newhouse. "and then we noticed it didn't have valid plates and was flippin' us the bird."
"But it got away." added Officer Joe Krupke.
"We've put a, you know, one of his own kind, on the case." The Chief Inspector assured the public and provided a photograph of the private detective assigned to the matter.