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A Parlour for a Plague

 
 
Borat Sister
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 06:41 pm
@George,
Socks. I swear I don’t own a single pair of socks
ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 06:41 pm
@Sturgis,
Almost as bad as condoms falling out of your purse when you go to pay at the gas bar. do you pick them up or just walk away? do you smile? laugh hysterically? always a tough call
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 06:43 pm
@Linkat,
Linkat wrote:



So we went to a counselor and all it took was one time -




Very Happy Very Happy

That reminded me of these old Tracy Ullman skit....

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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 06:45 pm
@Borat Sister,
Literally our way! a couple of the videos are within a block or two - those ladies are sweet AND nuts Smile
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 06:45 pm
@Borat Sister,
Borat Sister wrote:

Socks. I swear I don’t own a single pair of socks


Neither do I.

Well, I think I may have a couple pair of those, whatacallem'? Uh, those ones that just cover your feet and nothing else?

No idea when I last wore them.
Borat Sister
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 06:48 pm
@ehBeth,
I love the vid of the kid’s family all dressing up as t rexes and greeting him as he gets off the school bus. He tries to run and they all chase him and hug him.

He was laughing so didn’t look too traumatised
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Borat Sister
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 06:50 pm
@chai2,
I have to wear pretty damn solid supportive shoes 90% of the time or my back cripples me. Even in summer! So I have to wear socks a hell of a lot of the time


Grrrrrrrrrr.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 07:02 pm
@Borat Sister,
Ah. You were being ironic.

ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 07:05 pm
@Borat Sister,
My favourite pic in my old albums is still the porch bench covered with singletons. I'm still working through them. Smile one set (v. pair) at a time
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Borat Sister
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 10:04 pm
@chai2,
Probably just obscure. I own many socks, it’s just none of them appear to be pairs.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 10:33 pm
When I buy socks I try to get all the same style and color. That way the lost ones are less of a problem.
Borat Sister
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2020 11:04 pm
@edgarblythe,
Yes, I tried getting a bunch of identical blacks.

They have ALL gone wherever the socks go!
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 12:14 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

When I buy socks I try to get all the same style and color. That way the lost ones are less of a problem.

Me too. And if I come up with an odd number of socks, that doesn't mean one is lost. It means I have an extra sock.
Borat Sister
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 06:06 am
@roger,
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 08:00 am
@roger,
Glass half full type of guy, huh?
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 09:17 am
I went on an absolute buying jag online yesterday, spending $400

Flea drops for cats (that time of year. HOW do they get fleas when they are 100% indoor?)
1000 poly mailer bags of 2 different sizes
A couple of fun washable face masks
A bunch of N95's
A 3 to 4 months supply of keurig coffee pods, prima italian roast
A set of 8 steak knives.

Don't know how steak knives manage to disappear, but I'm down to I think 4.
I will admit it. I am an oaf, a barbarian, nay, a Neanderthal. I use serrated steak knives to cut/chop Everything.
Paring knife, chefs knife, carvers....screw that. Oh? They don't last a life time if you take care of them and keep them sharpened? Yeah, I'll go buy another 8 in about 4 or 5 years for $15 thanks. I'll probably have lost 5 of them by then.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 09:19 am
@chai2,
The washable facemasks? Both a multi-skull pattern.

One of them is wearing headphones.

Bought all the items in the previous post on ebay. All new.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 12:23 pm
@chai2,
Oh. I paid for everything with paypal, where my ebay sales money is deposited.

This month has been crazy with sales. Everyone is home buying stuff.
Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 12:31 pm
@chai2,
Question on the delivering of food thingy - do you make more money if you deliver via a high end restaurant? I just saw that one of our favorite restaurants when we want to splurge is doing take out - just a more limited menu and just certain days and times.

And they are on postmates - I told her she should turn on her app during those times as I would assume you would earn more with their delivery than a sandwich shop, 7-11 and Wendy's (as those are the ones she has done so far). I figured too that someone ordering from there would more likely tip. As we found out not everyone tips - she is 50% on people tipping.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 22 Apr, 2020 01:30 pm
@Linkat,
The money she makes as far as delivery is based on the total of the bill. So someone could order 1 meal from a high end place, and she would make as much as someone who ordered for the whole family from McDonalds.
That said, if someone is ordering for 2 from a high end, yeah it's going to be more, and yes, the tip will be decent.

Overall for me, the tips I make are more or less overall whatever the delivery charge was.

Wow. Only 50% of the people are tipping at all??!!! That's total BS. That's like slave labor.

I would say at least 90 or 95% of people tip here. And the few that don't? You can just tell they aren't going to.

Never did postmates, but each delivery service has it's own system I guess. Which is why I discovered I really liked UberEats and hated Grubhub.

GH wanted you to sign up for certain one hour windows. But if there were no windows available, you could just sign on anyway. I quickly realized there was no benefit for me of signing up. First off, now I was committed on a certain day and certain time. Quite frankly, sometimes the time would approach and I'd be like "Nope, don't feel like working." So I would just log on whenever and it didn't seem to make a diff.

Also w/ GH, you would get a notification of an order and you could accept or reject it. I felt like they were playing games if you rejected something, and you'd be sitting around in your car waiting for anything.
I'd reject an order if it was too far away, or, and this was the killer, it would tell you right up front how much you were goning to get paid, including the tip, because customers pre-tipped.
You would keep getting crap offer after crap offer. It felt, I can't really say stressful (it would have been if I depended on this to make a living), but just frustrating. I also didn't like, as I said, the navigation system, which can make or break a delivery going smoothly.

The way UE does it is you get an offer. It tells you XYZ Cafe 2.1 miles. So right there you know it's close. It will also say the delivery is worth (and a lot of times it was this absurdly small amount), but I thought, I'm learning this, just take it and see what happens.
Well next, I hardly EVER had to wait when I got to the restaurant, even if it was only a couple miles away. You then get the customer address and miles, and notes the customer may have made. Now the actually delivery may have only been $3. 00, but AFTER you delivered, you would eventually see the customers tip show up, like $7 or $8 or more. I averaged a little more than 2 deliveries an hour, so like $22 - $25 an hour. The customer didn't tip until after delivery. I always made pleasantries of course, and would add if possible things like "You're notes were really great! So helpful. I wish everyone did that!" or "Oh what a cute dog." Sometimes people would apologize that their dog barked inside when I'd ring the bell, and I'd say, "Oh no, I like hearing that. It means you're home, and he's telling you to answer the door." It might not always help your tip, but it sure doesn't hurt. Also, I'd always say "Enjoy your meal!"

The main thing is I am always delivering with UE. Whenever I would be within a few blocks of the customers house, another order would come in and there would be no down time at all. I think the most I was ever idle would be 5 minutes, and that was rare.

Also, I would turn on the app while I was still home, and just be doing things until the first order arrive. Usually wasn't long.

Tell you daughter once she gets into the swing of things, it really just feels like you're going over to a friend or relatives house, and they asked you to pick up a meal on the way over. It really does end up feeling that easy.



 

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