The (F)Wrench Connection
Tutorial documentary for do it yourself plumbers.
9 Commandments
Discounted predecessor to the final version sold quickly by Crazy Chaim to early adopters at Sinai.
(It) Git Came from Outer Space
Obnoxious alien lands in England and is booted off the planet. "Go back where you came from, you old git!"
BLast of the Mohicans
Tell-all accounting of the legendary, blow-out party thrown by that crazy party guy Chingachgook
Midnight Cowbot(y)
Disenchanted bovine robot working as a mechanical bull on the night shift at Gilley's goes to New York to hit the big time.
Dit(r)ty Harry
Action packed tale about a San Francisco cop who is notorious for his phenomenal ability to distract criminals by singing short catchy tunes just long enough to slap on the cuffs
Scar Wars
-A brother and sister, aided by a dashing smuggler and his wookiee companion, battle their estranged father for the title of, "possessor of the gnarliest scar".
S(c)tent of a Woman
Starring Al Pacino as a renowned surgeon who, while being held hostage with his beautiful weak-hearted wife during a vicious home invasion, has to perform an emergency cardiac procedure using only common kitchen supplies.
@snood,
that made me groan, then I laughed
(T)Perms of Endearment
Bittersweet story of a girl and her eccentric mom, and life’s lessons learned in a beauty shop.
@snood,
That made me think of all those Toni commercials and my mother dosing up my hair into a big fussy mess.
@glitterbag,
In my house it was my mom wrestling my sister’s hair into submission with a hot comb, and the smell of burnt hair wafting about
Rain men
Autistic meteorologists who have an uncanny ability to accurately predict the weather but instead waste all their time counting raindrops.
Star (T)Shrek
A green ogre joins the Space Corps but first has to lose weight, which is ironic because in space he's weightless.
Apocalypse Wow
The Vietnam War told from the point of view of an infantry PFC who’s tripping out of his mind on LSD
Blazing (S)Paddles
Docudrama about a nine year old ambidextrous table tennis prodigy
@snood,
Good! It could also be an x-rated movie.
Networn(k)
Documentary on the once-powerful television networks that have become downgraded and decadent due to reduced viewership.
