The Days of Wine and Roses
The Days of Wine and Hoses - Devil may care group of firefighters laugh love and spray with hoses.
A Face in the Chowder
(A Face in the Crowd)
Extremely popular--and hypocritical--radio celebrity gets "in the soup" after he accidentally broadcasts his true feelings. (Actual theme, more or less, in this classic movie starring Andy Griffith.
MacKenna's Gold
Mackenna's Cold - Man with epic cold commandeers a hospital and makes the head doctor personally treat him.
The Blair Twit Project
(The Blair Witch Project)
Three twits hike into the wilds of Maryland trying to retrace and film the original Blair Witch Project site. They roam around for several hours, get lost, and panic when their supply of McDonald's hamburgers runs out, and they have to use their cell phones to be rescued.
Shore Leave
Sure, Leave - break up story with bittersweet ending
Silence of the iambs (Lambs)
Someone's knocking off traditional poets one by one, causing an upsurge in free verse poetry. Can investigators stop this serial killer and allow a return to traditional iambic pentameter form?
Inglorious Bustards (Bastards)
Natural History program about the life cycle of the large terrestrial, predatory old world birds.
The Legend of Bagger Vance
The Legend of Baggy Pants - man from the barrio becomes international star
Code of Silence
Code of Science - special task force originated to keep science from corrupting government agencies
(T) Germinator
Retired assassin from the future becomes a marijuana farmer in California with some top-notch seeds he brought back.
The Vampire Strikes Back
(The Empire Strikes Back)
A vampire who has gone vegan and is sick and tired of people trying to put wooden stakes in his heart runs for the presidential nomination of his party in order to get secret service protection.
Pap Fiction
(Pulp Fiction)
An assortment of unsavory, sociopathic characters doing unspeakable things somehow titillates our curiosity. Torture and murder: such fun! It's like that awful-tasting medicine you took as a child that stays with you the rest of your life. Three negative stars because you want to forget it, but you can't.
Pilates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Purl
(Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl)
A Pilates instructor in Jamaica retires and becomes a shady, underworld knitting instructor.
Defective Pikachu
Aren’t they all?
(B) Pig
After wishing to be made big, a teenage boy with a speech impediment wakes the next morning to find himself mysteriously in the body of an adult pig.
The Incredible (H)Bulk
Overweight person with a dual personality rejects his normal side, becomes a permanent, fat demagogue and runs successfully for president.
(B) Rad Santa
We always suspected that Santa was a commie what with his red outfit, his habit of redistributing wealth once a year and his overly cooperative elves and reindeer. FBI Director J Edgar Hoover investigates this potential subversive menace with his Associate Director and special partner, Clyde Tolson, at his side. Hilarity ensues with this gay comedy.
Ace Ventura: Mets Detective
(Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
The New York Mets are losing games, too many games, and they suspect that somebody is kidnapping them. How does somebody kidnap a baseball game? That's for Ace Ventura, Mets Detective to figure out, and he ineptly goes to bat on the case.
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Full Metal (J)Packet.
AI meets AI in Sci-fi drama as robot gets artificially inseminated.
Gone with the (W)Mind: Who's Minding the White House?
Absurd parody of a demagogic and incompetent presidential candidate, who didn't know the difference between the truth and a lie--and didn't care--who becomes wildly popular. It was a flop at the box office because of its exaggerated implausibility.
