To (K)Fill A Mockingbird
Heavily irritated by the constant squawkings of his tenant's bird, a mildly deranged landlord arranges a bird-napping. The terror of being snatched causes the poor creature to cease living.
Totally heartless, the landlord fills the bird with tasty chestnut stuffing, roasts it perfectly (yes, after removing the feathers) and delivers it to the tenant as a 'gift'. Later, he gifts the tenant with a small pillow, stuffed (as you'd expect) with mockingbird plumage.
Vincent Canby of The New York Times called it "A truly delicious horror mystery. Not to be missed!"
rated PG-13 due to language
The Great Race
The Great Rape - documentary of voting practices of political interests
All the President’s Men
All the President’s Memes
A thrilling list of Trump’s infamous nonsensical tweets as narrated by Nancy Pelosi spoken while inhaling some helium.
Island in the Sky
Island in the Rye - coming of age story, very sweet and wry, until he tragically dies after chasing a rabid fox
Donovan's Reef
Donovan's Reefer - ship captain goes on a trip
Love Finds Andy Hardy
Glove Finds Andy Hardy - Boxing film
Lawrence of Arabia
Lawrence of Aruba
Stirring biopic of the lowly tour guide who rose to power and overthrew parliament to become president and make Aruba independent
The Ten Commandments
The Tent Commandments - Disgusted Moses sets down some rules
1. Thou shalt maintain thy distance until we find more water in which to bathe
2. Thou shalt not bring any cheese into the tent, especially Limburger
3. Thou shalt practice safe sex by coming through the rye
4. Thou shalt not entertain more than four guests at a time
5. Thou shalt not participate in karaoke
6. Thou shalt smoke outside or in the toilet
7. Thou shalt order takeout any day but Friday, when thou shalt eat sardines
8. Thou shalt wipe thine shoes if thou hast walked in fresh dung
9. Thou shalt use some effing mouthwash
10. Thou shalt not fart in the tent
Shaft
Shat - a good movement celebrated
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:
All the President’s Men
All the President’s Memes
A thrilling list of Trump’s infamous nonsensical tweets as narrated by Nancy Pelosi spoken while inhaling some helium.
I'd pay to see that hahahahahahahahaha
@coluber2001,
I have been having too much fun reading the creative responses by all of the folks here. You've opened up a portal of first class silliness and I want to thank you for letting everyone join in.....this thread is a party and a half.
She wore a yellow gibbon.
Weird fashion in the old west
Good Pill Hunting
Frustrating fumbling over the sink in search of tiny sized medications that teeter over the bathroom drain.
3:10 to Yuma
3:10 to Tuna - Confessions of the tuna trade
Saving Private Ryan
Staving Private Ryan - Brutal war film
Viva Zapata
Visa Zapata - how Zapata got inside the wall
The Shootist
The Shitist - biggest liar in the wild west
Jane Eerie (Eyre)
Jane releases Rochester's crazy wife, joins forces with her, and locks up Rochester.
Casawanka
Who’s been spunking in my bed?
