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Female orgasm-nature or nurture?

 
 
husker
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 04:19 pm
LE
I think you brought that upon yourself - LOL
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 04:58 pm
nadgers, eh? I hadn't heard that term.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 06:38 pm
five little furry badgers
played with their furry nadgers
up on the roof of the local pub
one made a funny sound
went stiff and then fell to the ground
then there were just four furry badgers

four little furry badgers...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 07:32 pm
What's a nadger?

You'll be more fun than any goddamn dictionary....
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 07:42 pm
That there were two nadgers gave me the clue I needed (if my guess is right).
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 07:52 pm
Oh - penii? Right?

I woulda thought 'twould be "nudgers" - but hey....

Edit:

Two EACH, is it?


Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.



\o/ \o/
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 07:54 pm
Yes, dlowan, two penii. That's what I was thihking.

Hmmm.... two penii.....
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ConstitutionalGirl
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 09:35 pm
(o) (o)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 09:41 pm
Quote:
STACY BROWN GOT TWO
(Shel Silverstein)

Did you hear about Stacy Brown? (No we don't but we'd like to!)
He had every chick in town (no he didn't but he tried to!)
He had looks, he had class, do anything to get a little lass.
And everybody would shout at him when he walks his girlies past.
They say everybody got one, everybody got one.
Everybody got one, Stacy Brown got two.

Do you know the reason for his success? (no we don't so tell us!)
They say that he is double blessed (not like you fellows!)
They say that Stacy Brown was born, just a little bit deformed.
But still his girlfriends they all wake up smilin' every morn.
Singin' everybody got one...

Why they climbing up the wall? (just to get to Stacy!)
Young ones run and old ones crawl (he drives 'em crazy!)
He got two and that's a fact, that no one knows where the other one's at.
On his elbow, on his knee, or underneath his hat?
Singin' everybody got one...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2005 10:50 pm
Nadgers:-

http://www.worldwidewords.org/articles/nadgers.htm

This article also covers "Hampton" and "Todger".
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 02:05 am
Oh - BOLLOCKS!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 02:09 am
Hey - that "moolies" reference in the song where that url leads us ("Cuff him in the moolies with the Captain’s grunger—") at least hearkens back to a real (if one may trust Emily Bronte) Yorkshire word.

Remember the little song quoted in Wuthering Heights?

'Twas far in the night, and the bairnies grat
The mother beneath the mools heard that"
(or some such)


I so do not think it meant the mother beneath the bollocks heard that.


Lord. you 'elped us.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 04:39 am
As far as I am aware.....mools= earth. Maybe it was referring to dead mothers?

Anyway, back to nadgers, and suchlike. Moolies was probably used, as it rhymed with goolies, which IS a common word for a mans underparts.

"Nadgers" as a term referring to one's family jewels, is very well known over here, and is in quite common usage, as are the nadgers themselves.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 05:35 am
Well, of course it was the mother beneath the earth.

I was just kinda interested in the mools=earth
moolies=bollocks

is all.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 05:41 am
Moolies, nadgers, danglies, family jewels.....it's all cobblers, really.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 05:53 am
Er - cobblers last?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 06:29 am
Well, it depends what yardstick you use. They normally develop into fully grown Cobblers at Puberty, and hang around for another sixty years or so. I suppose they last, yes. Sixty odd years is a pretty long time, for a cobbler, or any other ticklish part.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 06:38 am
ehBeth wrote:
Males are also quicker at 2.5 minutes, while the average time it takes for a woman to reach orgasm is 12 minutes, according to Spector.

2.5 minutes!? Shocked
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 06:39 am
Makes you wonder why women even bother, at all, doesnt it ...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 06:43 am
Dont worry Nimh, the first 9.5 minutes of a womans orgasmic progress is
a question and answer session with her mating partner, establishing whether he loves her, and if he will still respect her come morning.
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