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Female orgasm-nature or nurture?

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 12:04 am
Having just woken up, I have been catching up on things while the kettle is boiling.
I have now read this thread in one go, and will now carefully limp to the Kitchen, in order to make a calming Malted drink.

It is outrageous that a man should have to put up with this sort of thing first thing in the morning.

Outrageous I tell you! <stands up, turns around and knocks ornaments off mantel piece>
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 04:48 am
I thought the thread about oral sex was much more frisky. At least we now know Lord Ellpus does not need viagra.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 05:19 am
Viagra? That's a tablet isnt it? (little purple buggers if my memory is correct). Cant swallow tablets, I'm afraid. They always get stuck.

Went away on a naughty weekend to Paris once. Thought I'd try Viagra, the thing got stuck in my throat and I ended up with a stiff neck for the whole trip.

Never again.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 05:23 am
Try crushing the pill and mixing it in with your malted drink - oh wait, I forgot- you don't need it you little stud muffin.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 07:58 am
Lord E,

You look like an Ovaltine man to me.

http://www.quimicasuiza.com/IMAGES/f_oval.jpg
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 08:11 am
Lord E
You were with Paris Hilton? LOL
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 08:30 am
I'm surprised that they don't have Viagra in a gel form yet.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 08:35 am
They do.You squeeze it out and rub it on your money.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 08:37 am
And I think you are right.
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 09:31 am
There was an oral sex thread?
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 09:34 am
nimh wrote:
There was an oral sex thread?


yeah you really missed it
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 09:53 am
Dont, whatever you do, give us some sort of link so that we may be able to find it easily.

I have now had to read this thread all over again, just to see if it is indeed as tittilating the second time around. You know what? It is.
NOW what does one do if someone knocks on the door?

It's not funny, and it's scaring the cat!
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 10:21 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Dont, whatever you do, give us some sort of link so that we may be able to find it easily.

I have now had to read this thread all over again, just to see if it is indeed as tittilating the second time around. You know what? It is.
NOW what does one do if someone knocks on the door?

It's not funny, and it's scaring the cat!


knock yourself out
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Lady J
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 11:30 am
Brandon9000 wrote:
Lady J wrote:
There must be some reason I love the hot weather so much. All I have to do is lie in the warm sun. For some reason, the heat beating down on my body, lying there with my eyes closed and the mind begins to drift...I get horny as hell, start breathing really deep and eventually the climax is long and slow and exhilarating!

Look ma! No hands! Embarrassed

Not really! Just from thinking?


Truly, dear Brandon. I jest thee not. I don't know if it is just so much the thinking as the Sun itself. The way it warms your body is so much better than any blanket. Your mind drifts off and your thoughts just rather melt into one big sensuous feeling. As the tiny, dewy beads of perspiration begin to break out on your forehead and chest and inner thighs. Breathe deeply and let yourself go...

And then when you finally do take a dip in the pool to cool off, it is because you were indeed very, very hot. Embarrassed
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 02:17 pm
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNHHHHHHH!

I shall now send the cleaning bill to the author of this infernal topic!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 02:36 pm
Oh please Spanky! We all know you're already sitting naked
in front of the computer.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 02:37 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Oh please Spanky! We all know you're already sitting naked
in front of the computer.


tell me it's not so - to much information - - lol
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 02:40 pm
A recent show on Oprah covered this very subject. Don't want to deflate any egos here, but over fifty percent of women fake orgasm.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 02:45 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Oh please Spanky! We all know you're already sitting naked
in front of the computer.


What a gentleman wears, or does not wear in the privacy of his own study, is his business.

I have now booked the services of a lederhosen restorer, and in addition to this I will require recompense for lace undergarments.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 02:52 pm
Hahaha Laughing With the lace garments I am happy to oblige
Spanky, however, lederhosen are out of the question.

cicerone, I don't believe that. I would be very very
sad for the other 50 percent who have to fake it.
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