If that chicken crosses the road, she'll be showing she has guts.
(Someone say sumpin' 'bout bad jokes?)
Well, that or she has pluck...
Y'all are fowlin' my nest . . .
which will put it in the soup...
<groan>
Just stirrin' the pot, huh?
Shouldn't we be canvassing for votes?
You were just laying fer that, warn't ya MA?
Drop that, she said, to the mad wet hen...
Hitler would approve of that humor
I thought Id just get the gratuitous Hitler reference out of the way for this thread, ok carry on.
Didn't somebody already mention that Hitler was a vegetarian or was that over in the very serious threads??
Joe(they just set a record in a religion thread, page two.)Nation
Oh, lawsy, piggy is going to market...
Human is making a move to overtake chicken, and win the bronze . . .
But pig is in the lead again!
Ladies and gentlemen...The betting windows are now closed.
Be sure to retain your tickets.
Into the home stretch...
this is the most fascinating race of the year so far. even more than the one on different species of cows started by gus few months back. the anticipation! the suspense! i'm turning blue, breathlessly awaiting final tally!
Pig is building it's lead, pulling away ! ! !
Chicken is making a move on cow ! ! !
I am rooting for cow, just for the sake of balance. You can do it, cow! show the pig who's the bull!