FINAL ELECTIONS for A2K!!!!!!

Seems to me that this administration already has the potential to one of the most corrupt, do nothing things in the history of the world. I love this place

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Eva wrote:

Uh, soz? <ahem> I thought you could count. Could've sworn it.
8+7+4+1=20......that beats your 14. Even if you only count my votes and Ticomaya's (he donated them to me, remember?) we still beat you.

That means that if no one steps forward to reveal Kicky's scam (someone else will have to do it, clearly the man has no conscience) and SCoates does, in fact, declare him the winner after this evening, he will have to deal with the Love & Beauty team as his V.P.

Eva wrote:

And if you are declared the winner, the second-highest vote-getter will be your V.P., according to his rules. That, of course, means that you'll have to work with Love & Beauty. <snicker>

Snicker indeed. I mean, wow - Eva cannot count NOR read!

Good thing shes not gonna be President nor Veep, eh?

First, on counting ...

-> Love and Peace = 8+7+4+1 = 20
-> Sozobe/Farmerman ticket (having been deserted by Farmerman but joined by Dlowan) = 14 + 8 = 22

Then, on reading (emphasis added):

SCoates wrote:

Conveniently there were exactly ten individuals who received ten or more votes. Remember, YOU ARE VOTING FOR THE INDIVIDUAL!!! All inferior appointments will be made by the president (the individual who received the highest number of votes).

Ergo - if it was a party race, you would have lost. But it isnt even a party race, it's one of individuals - which has you in about shared fourth place.

Kicky will be President, unless he's disqualified for fraud, and then Soz will be, with Frank as Veep. The Love and Beauty party, after a lurid campaign of braggadocio and bribes, is deservedly routed. Justice after all - the Atookaians show themselves to be a sensible lot.

BUT - you'll go down in history as the first candidate who claimed presidency after ending a shared fourth! Razz

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This is getting all so serious and back stabby......

Perhaps all these election threads should have been posted in the Political forum. Not much humour there either..... Rolling Eyes

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Reyn, you really need to get out more.

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Reyn wrote:

This is getting all so serious and back stabby......

Is it really? I thought we were all just screwing around.

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Kicky, I have a suggestion: What say you and I go grab a couple of beers, throw some darts, and then track Reyn down and slap the living **** out of him.

I've got nothing else to do.

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I can't. I'm stuck here at work. Working on a saturday, all alone in the office...I think I'm going to go through my bosses desk and see if I can find some blackmail material that I can use to further my career.

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Maybe later tonight though. It's always more fun to track down and beat the living daylights out of somebody after night has fallen anyway, isn't it?

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Yeah, Reyn, I guess you're kinda right. Joke's getting li'l worn out. Too much inanity, I s'pose - kinda makes one lose one's sparkling witticism along the way. Which is a pity cause it was good fun, it was! And still just pranking around, really, like Kicky says, but yeah I guess I was getting actually a little annoyed underneath. Which is pretty stupid when it's just some prank.

So, lets go do something fun. I cant go beat up Reyn after just replying to a post of his, so who else can we go beat up?

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Kicky, I have a suggestion: What say you and I go grab a couple of beers, throw some darts, and then track Reyn down and slap the living **** out of him.

I've got nothing else to do.

Don't you dare, Gus! Evil or Very Mad

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Or stab in the back ... I'm supposed to be good at that, apparently ...

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so kickster. who do you appoint for a VP? Who's it gonna be? You know you can pick anyone whatsoever. Someone wise. Someone judicious. And preferably a Slovak.

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Hmmm...I do have someone in mind for the position...but I might be persuaded by someone who has something interesting to offer...

(Okay, now I really have to get back to work, or I'll be sitting in this f*cking office until dark!)

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Kicky, I have a suggestion: What say you and I go grab a couple of beers, throw some darts, and then track Reyn down and slap the living **** out of him.

I've got nothing else to do.

Yeah, that's real funny, Gus. I think I made my point.

Note to myself: Stay out of some these stupid threads and shut the hell up, Reyn! Sad

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Okay. (Sigh.) I concede.

<sniffles>

Think I'll take the ol' Love Bus out for a last drive around the block. Memories, y'know.

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But before I go, I'd like to thank everyone who supported me and/or Love & Beauty. We may have lost, but we had a great time, and I'll never forget any of you. <more sniffles>

As a token of my deep appreciation, I'm sending all of our supporters on a week's vacation to the Amalfi Coast. You deserve a break after all your hard work. I'll have the villa stocked with wine and local delicacies, and I've hired some local musicians to take your minds off all this election nastiness. Try to unwind and put all this behind you now, okay? When you get back, we'll all have to pull together for the good of A2K.

As for me, I think I'm going to Venice for awhile. Alone. <sniff>

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wait up, Eva. I wanna come with. We'll take rotten eggs and tomatoes and throw them on Kicky campaign posters. Clandestinely, of course.

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Nah, Dag...You go on to Amalfi with the others. I don't have the energy left to fight. (Sigh)

Here's where you guys will be staying, BTW.

http://www.homebase-abroad.com/images/italy_villa_rentals/matrix/amalfi_coast_villas/villa_la_fiorita/5075_004_terracem.jpg

Your round trip tickets will be delivered shortly. Don't forget to pack some sunscreen. Once you all get finished egging and tomatoing the Kicky posters, I hope you'll feel more charitably toward our new President. He's going to have a tough job to do, running A2K. I understand he loves Amalfi. Too bad he can't be there. He'll be much too busy slaving away back home on his computer while you're all enjoying the limoncello and crostini.

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Oh, come on along, Eva! Our males were looking forward to have you there... A little lovin' would surely cheer you up!

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You need a rest after a hard fought campaign. The voters didn't reject us--they voted for the men who paid them.

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