LOVE THE CAMPAIGN GIMMICK MR.K, it has all the right ingredients....sex, pain, baldness, humiliation and an attention to personal hygiene. Beats a boring old love bus anyday.....that'll stir the buggers up a bit.
I feel that we are on the road to success with this new direction, and that Gus probably put you up to this whilst you were drunk. However it came about.....I feel that I am addressing the new President, and can smell the future perks from here.
I see they have published your photo in a hopeless attempt to dissuade voters. Admittedly, you are rather ugly, but anyone with an ounce of common sense will see that there is real depth of character behind those squinting eyes, and that you will do a fine job in steering the ship that is A2K.
In an effort to create proper political balance, I now attach a photo of your main competitor, namely Eva, taken when she won the Womens over 65's arm wrestling competition in Arkansas last year.
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Good luck Mr K, you have my vote.
Signed
Ellpus
(Prospective perks collector)