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FINAL ELECTIONS for A2K!!!!!!

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 06:46 am
kickycan wrote:
If you elect me, I will wax my scrotum, LIVE, during my acceptance speech. AND, anyone who votes for me gets to gaze at and inspect my newly bald area for a full minute, without interruption, in the A2K closet.

Vote Kickycan...you know you want to.

To steal a line from the prince.... I don't think I could handle seeing two dicks on the podium at the same time.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 06:53 am
I joined the Love and Beuaty team in good faith...and didn't even get my picture on the bus....I defect to good buddy kickycan. You can only get so many sexual favors until the novelty wears off.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 08:37 am
Vote for Sozobe!

You know it makes sense.


http://www.areyougame.com/images/items/BG1091.jpg
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 08:39 am
yeah, do it for the sheep.

If you care about PEOPLE, however, VOTE FOR EVA!!!
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 08:39 am
(But Farmerman and Dlowan would be good too.)
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 08:43 am
I would love to recommend Dys and Msolga as well, but I dunno ... seein' how they let themselves be taken in by those Sex and Bribes Party folks with their clingy campaign so easily... better vote for Soz instead, I say.

http://www.scaleaero.com/scaleaero/Youcandoitlrg.gif
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 09:26 am
Frank Frank Frank

he's the straight-talkingest, sharp-shootingest, cr@p-exposingest of all!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 09:31 am
LOVE THE CAMPAIGN GIMMICK MR.K, it has all the right ingredients....sex, pain, baldness, humiliation and an attention to personal hygiene. Beats a boring old love bus anyday.....that'll stir the buggers up a bit.
I feel that we are on the road to success with this new direction, and that Gus probably put you up to this whilst you were drunk. However it came about.....I feel that I am addressing the new President, and can smell the future perks from here.

I see they have published your photo in a hopeless attempt to dissuade voters. Admittedly, you are rather ugly, but anyone with an ounce of common sense will see that there is real depth of character behind those squinting eyes, and that you will do a fine job in steering the ship that is A2K.

In an effort to create proper political balance, I now attach a photo of your main competitor, namely Eva, taken when she won the Womens over 65's arm wrestling competition in Arkansas last year.





xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
http://k.domaindlx.com/lordellpus/e11.jpg

Good luck Mr K, you have my vote.

Signed
Ellpus
(Prospective perks collector)
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 09:37 am
How many times can I vote????
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 10:38 am
I've been left out of the ballot.

It seems that the one vote who favors traditional politics counted more than the 14 A2K citizens who supported my independent candidacy.

The preliminary results show clearly this is a scam run by the GKE clique.

This "elections" are ilegitimate!

I thank the members of the parties who offered me to join them. I wish you luck, but your candidacy is candid.

I wanted to proove the fraud. I did.

In protest I shall not post during the whole weekend.

I urge all supporters of democracy to follow suit... or to organize other virtual civil resistance actions.
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 10:43 am
hmmmm, I'm officially undecided. I was leaning toward Kicky with a conflicting thought for Soz, but then Dag's bus swayed me toward Eva, but then I thought Frank would be a good choice, but he's been bounced from A2K so could he really be President?

hmmmmm, decisions, decisions, decisions.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 10:51 am
Laeknir Scrat has been left off the ballot, despite garnering 14 votes on his thread. What gives?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 10:53 am
EVA!
EVA!
EVA!

Ave Eva!
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 10:55 am
15 votes D'art, 15.

"Kickycan?

NO! KICKYSCAM!"
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smog
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 10:57 am
No me. Sad
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 11:13 am
This elections are tainted, to say the least.

Anyhow, I shall give one write-in vote for Laeknir Scrat.

Later I will vote in the official poll.
I'll be a double voter. Just to show it can be done.

Perhaps my official poll vote will be given tomorrow. Perhaps in a few hours or minutes. You won't be able to tell. You won't be able to anull it.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 11:13 am
My guy gus is not doing so well. Why do I always vote for losers?


(No offense, gus.)
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 11:22 am
pdog, why don't you just create a few usernames - that ought to get gus on top. maybe i'll do the same for eva - then it will just be a race of who's more stubborn and has more time on hands...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 11:33 am
One finds the taste of sour grapes so sweeeeet.

TRA-LA-LAA!
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 11:34 am
Dag, does this remind you of the elections in old Czecholosvakia?

It certainly reminds me of elections in old Mexico.
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