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Tue 3 May, 2005 07:57 pm
Nearest I can figure, it is Wednesday, Greenwhich Mean Time. This poll will be open for three days only.
Conveniently there were exactly ten individuals who received ten or more votes. Remember, YOU ARE VOTING FOR THE INDIVIDUAL!!! All inferior appointments will be made by the president (the individual who received the highest number of votes). There is one exception: just to be difficult, the candidate with the second highest number of votes will be named Vice President, until, I presume, the president appoints a new vice president. SO it's more of a consolation office.
Write-ins are welcome, but be sure to vote for the presidential nominee in your preferred party. Any misrepresentation of votes due to voter ignorance or poor campaigning or cheating or any sort IS FINAL. There will be no negotiation.
All complaints or suggestions may be addressed on this thread.
Write-ins for candidates on the above ballot will be ignored, to avoid multiple votes by a single A2Ker. For ease of counting, any write-in must be submitted in the following format with no other information in the post, or it will be ignored:
VOTE: (Name of individual)
Who will keep farmerman's seat warm while he's sailing? Will one of his duties be to write us extensive narratives about his sights, moments and reflections during his trip?
Will Frank banish all the Christians?
What happens to the No Smoking section during a Tico reign?
Will dys be forced to post in complete sentences if elected?
If Kicky will wax his scrotum, I'll vote for him.
This is quite a difficult choice.
I voted msolga - GO THE AUSSIES!!
If you elect me, I will wax my scrotum, LIVE, during my acceptance speech. AND, anyone who votes for me gets to gaze at and inspect my newly bald area for a full minute, without interruption, in the A2K closet.
Vote Kickycan...you know you want to.
<weighing the possibility that he's already lying like a true politician...>
I don't really want to look at it. I'd feel sort of Michael Jacksonish...but I do want to hear you scream when you do it.
A vote for Kicky.
His new motto: The Dean scream...You Ain't Heard NOTHING Yet!
Ohhh...
I have conflicting loyalites here now...
Aaah, my sweet, Lashiepoo, thank you for your vote!
And I will sceam like a little girl for you, you can count on it!
Pragmatic...do I look like somebody who would lie to somebody like you? Come on, you can trust me...
(thinking about the carrot on the stick...slowly coming towards a vote for Kicky...)
is that kicky? The one eating? Whos the one with the Ronald Mcdonalds figure?
I love seeing the ppl actually - not just using their a2k names!!
You're going to see plenty of him at the swearing ceremony.
we have 3 days to decide....?
wasn't it to decide who is the president of a2k?
Remember folks, a vote for me is a vote for a freshly waxed scrotum!!!
E-VA
E-VA
E-VA
The one and only. Personnification of LOVE and BEAUTY.
The one with the steadiest agenda and steadiest hand (all the rest of them are drunkards, take it from me! i drunk one too many of them under the table!)
Electorate
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Amour et Beauté!
LOVE and BEAUTY VOTES FOR EVA!!!
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