FINAL ELECTIONS for A2K!!!!!!

Eva wrote:

Okay. (Sigh.) I concede.

<sniffles>

Think I'll take the ol' Love Bus out for a last drive around the block. Memories, y'know.

Is this going to be like a real election and we don't get the final confirmation of vote totals until everyone that lost concedes?

Eva,
Not far from here is a bus yard where the "Wellstone Green Bus" is parked so it can be brought out for special occasions. Maybe you can park the "Love Bus" there so its ready for your next run for office. It has a big guard dog that likes waxed scrotums so you don't have too worry to much about Kicky trashing it.

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Thank you Eva, for your gracious concession. Enjoy Amalfi...I'll be there in a couple weeks, right after my inauguration, resting and rubbing ointment on my healing scrote.

Do I technically have to be declared the winner by Scoates?

Scoatesie!!! Yoohoo! Scoatesie!!! What gives, Mr. election administrator?!

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While I was making arrangements for the Love & Beauty group, I went ahead and confirmed your villa reservation for Amalfi the following week, Kicky. I wouldn't have chosen this place myself, but I guess you're a little short on cash after all your campaign expenses.

http://www.dvrbs.com/HACC/Branch-Slum-1938-1b.jpg

If the group up at our cliffside villa has any food left over after their stay, I'll ask them to send it down to you. No need to thank me, it's the very least they could do.

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Kicky, I officially declare you the winner.

But to answer your question, no, it wasn't necessary. You're the man now, you call the shots.

Wow, you sure surprised me. You didn't do too well in the first polls.

So, what are your plans? Do you have any... um... policies... or something?

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Yahooo!!! Now I am officially the president of A2K! I'm going to start a new thread later, where I will give my victory speech, announce the new vice president, etc...thanks, SCoates. This is such an honor!

<hands trembling, wiping away a single tear, signifying the humility and joy at this momentous occasion>

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Your gonna need a helper that can get things,.... ahhh taken care of. NOAWADIMEAN?

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Such as a poetic assassin?

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Noddy24 wrote:

You need a rest after a hard fought campaign. The voters didn't reject us--they voted for the men who paid them.

I'm perplexed. Really! It must have been because I was busy as the SE Pacific rep. for the L & B party & missed something critical. Anyways, while I was in New Guinea campaigning something happened! And dammit, I missed it! Evil or Very Mad

It seems Mr K has not been at his best in the campaign here & many folk are not impressed. Yes? Anyone want to spell out what actually happened? Love to know! Very Happy

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kicky's like GW. He fights his campaigns from his opponents strengths. Like, all those ads for Love and Beauty were actually a TURN _OFF for the common voter. Kicky had that ability to connect and it didnt take spending billions on Complex campaign graphics.

And besides hes from Tamany Hall.
As his newly appointed Secretary of State, Im gonna suggest that we invade "Answers in Genesis".

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farmerman wrote:

And besides hes from Tamany Hall.

Its good to see an old political machine dusted off oiled up and still in perfect working condition.

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msolga wrote:

Noddy24 wrote:
Anyone want to spell out what actually happened? Love to know!

I voted for you back at page 1 or 2, go the aussies I said. It's a fair vote they said. Kickycan will wax his...um... they said.

Can't wait for the inauguration speech and wax...but I can't believe how fast this post has gone.

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Pragmatic--

You mean Ms. Olga. I've followed these sordid procedings every step of the way--my curiosity is sated.

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Noddy24 wrote:

Pragmatic--

You mean Ms. Olga. I've followed these sordid procedings every step of the way--my curiosity is sated.

I actually did quote ms.olga - don't know what happened there, but thanks for pointing it out to me!! Very Happy

Sordid?? Hmm that's an understatment... :wink:

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Is this popularity contest over yet?

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What do you mean, "popularity contest"? It was a legitimate race, and it was all about the issues, dammit!

I won by promising to wax my man pouch.

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and.....when is it happening??????????

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probably about 1/2 hour after Kicky downs a bottle of his favorite hard liquor. I'm in pain just thinking about it. Shaving is one thing...waxing is a whole other thing....never done it, but I have heard the screams.

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farmerman wrote:

kicky's like GW. He fights his campaigns from his opponents strengths. Like, all those ads for Love and Beauty were actually a TURN _OFF for the common voter. Kicky had that ability to connect and it didnt take spending billions on Complex campaign graphics.

And besides hes from Tamany Hall.
As his newly appointed Secretary of State, Im gonna suggest that we invade "Answers in Genesis".

Ah, I see, farmerman! ... I think? Confused

I got the impression from the tone of some of the post-election posts that he'd REALLY pulled some swifties to get elected. Nice to know that everything was squeaky clean & above board ... It's a relief not to have to get morally outraged & all .... :wink:

Oh, & thank you, pragmatic for voting for me. Very nice of you! Razz

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Hell, I was runnin and even I voted for kicky. All that "Love and Beauty" **** was a repudiation of all us at the"hateful and Ugly" party. I am glad that it was your uppance that was come.

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What I wanna know is - what elections end up with the total score adding up to ... 4+6+7+7+6+3+36+10+13 = 92%? Razz

Code:

Farmerman   4%  [ 5 ] 

Gus         6%  [ 7 ] 

Dlowan      7%  [ 8 ] 

Eva         7%  [ 8 ] 

Ticomaya    6%  [ 7 ] 

MsOlga      3%  [ 4 ] 

Kickycan   36%  [ 38 ] 

Dyslexia    0%  [ 1 ] 

Frank      10%  [ 11 ] 

Sozobe     13%  [ 14 ] 

 

Total Votes : 103

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