FINAL ELECTIONS for A2K!!!!!!

dagmaraka wrote:

I am SOOOO looking forward to inauguration!!!

Oooh, that sooooo turns me on, baby...bring the baby oil to rub into my bruised and battered buns, please!

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GREAT! Then you will truly enjoy the A2K Presidential Throne!

http://www.histmag.org/online/zdjecia/1/torture.jpg

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After some snooping in kicky's public "office" I learned a few things about him:

His favorite board game :

http://todmar.net/quality4u/ebay/cheater-the-ultimate-card-game.jpg

I found a BUNCH of his pencils.... :

http://www.petrats.org.uk/images/cheating.jpg

He likes cartoon-porn :

http://www.spookoo.com/comics/cheat/cheat-cover.jpg

His players guide to his video games :

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00007FP4D.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Funny, usually when you go through someones personal things,
you learn a bit about them...but for the life of me...
I cant figure him out?

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You can't figure it out? Well, here, let me spell it out for you...

S-O-R-E L-O-S-E-R

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I will freely admit though, a route, a landslide, a sweeping victory of epic proportions...whatever you want to call it, it does get boring to see after a while.

But hopefully your concession speeches will spice this thread up a bit.

So who would like to show their good nature and concede first? Eva? Farmerman? Sozobe perhaps?

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Damn those hanging chads....damn them I say....

Say Kick, now that you're president, and with your Italian heritage and all, and since I left the girls and threw back in with you at the end.....I've always wanted to f**k Dr. Melfi. Can you hook me up?

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AHEM, I concede and , I must say that having chosen kickeycan as our leader, we apparently demonstrate our support of the common man. I can say, in all honesty, that I find him not unacceptable to carry out this office and as such he shall, most likely do an adequate job .
Now, I think somewhere gus, in the official capacity as great swearing inner, will commence the festivities by giving our new leader a salty teabag and a Cleveland Steamer.

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Farmerman, it's that kind of creative vulgarity that we need around here! The mods probably have no idea that you just described someone dropping their hairy sac into my mouth and taking a dump on my chest.

How would you like to be my Secretary of State? Maybe for that swearing in ceremony, Gus can give you a good donkey punch and a Dirty Sanchez while you toss his salad for him.

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blueveinedthrobber wrote:

Damn those hanging chads....damn them I say....

Say Kick, now that you're president, and with your Italian heritage and all, and since I left the girls and threw back in with you at the end.....I've always wanted to f**k Dr. Melfi. Can you hook me up?

Sorry, I have promised her to Ellpus. How about Dr. Ruth? I think I could arrange that without too much trouble.

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sozobe wrote:

So, nimh, if Kicky's win is fraudulent, that means the second-place winner is really the winner...?

Good job, man! <high five>

Uh, soz? <ahem> I thought you could count. Could've sworn it.
8+7+4+1=20......that beats your 14. Even if you only count my votes and Ticomaya's (he donated them to me, remember?) we still beat you.

That means that if no one steps forward to reveal Kicky's scam (someone else will have to do it, clearly the man has no conscience) and SCoates does, in fact, declare him the winner after this evening, he will have to deal with the Love & Beauty team as his V.P.

Hoo boy! Are we ever gonna have us some fun with the kickster! Twisted Evil

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In another 40 minutes, this thing is going to be over...so, if any voting block wants to sneak in here at the eleventh hour and knock me off, ya better come runnin' now!

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Umm... I'll ask once more...

Have I won yet??

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We will know very soon, smog...

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I'm waiting anxiously. I've spent all day working on my acceptance speech.

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I WON! I WON! I WON! I won a fake election to be the fake president of A2K! YAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

Now, I guess I have to pick a Vice President! Hmmm...

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SCoates has to declare a winner, kickycan.

And if you are declared the winner, the second-highest vote-getter will be your V.P., according to his rules. That, of course, means that you'll have to work with Love & Beauty. <snicker>

Shoulda thought of that before you smeared us all over the screen, sticky...I mean, kicky. We're not exactly predisposed to make it easy for you now. In fact, I'd go so far as to say we're prepared to see that you get exactly what you deserve. I'd watch out whenever you step off the curb now. There might be a big, multicolored bus just waiting to mow you down. I wouldn't get into any unfamiliar cabs either, if I were you. And I do hope you live in a building with high security. Presidents always have to watch out for assassination attempts, you know. And you, my dear, have made a LOT of enemies.

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Eva wrote:

sozobe wrote:
So, nimh, if Kicky's win is fraudulent, that means the second-place winner is really the winner...?

Good job, man! <high five>

Uh, soz? <ahem> I thought you could count. Could've sworn it.
8+7+4+1=20......that beats your 14. Even if you only count my votes and Ticomaya's (he donated them to me, remember?) we still beat you.

<cough>dlowan<cough>

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Eva wrote:

SCoates has to declare a winner, kickycan.

And if you are declared the winner, the second-highest vote-getter will be your V.P., according to his rules. That, of course, means that you'll have to work with Love & Beauty. <snicker>

Shoulda thought of that before you smeared us all over the screen, sticky...I mean, kicky. We're not exactly predisposed to make it easy for you now. In fact, I'd go so far as to say we're prepared to see that you get exactly what you deserve. I'd watch out whenever you step off the curb now. There might be a big, multicolored bus just waiting to mow you down. I wouldn't get into any unfamiliar cabs either, if I were you. And I do hope you live in a building with high security. Presidents always have to watch out for assassination attempts, you know. And you, my dear, have made a LOT of enemies.

Ha!

Even if you did have the votes to be V.P., which of course, by any rational human being's count, you don't, let me direct your attention to the following, from Scoates first post...

SCoates wrote:

the candidate with the second highest number of votes will be named Vice President, until, I presume, the president appoints a new vice president. SO it's more of a consolation office.

So once Scoates declares a winner, I will then appoint a V.P. of my choosing (of course, assuming that I am declared the winner). I wonder if it will be you...you never know, I might feel like being a really nice guy. You do seem to reeeeeaaaally want it...

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it just may save your balls, tarcan. the inauguration rites will depend hugely on who you select for your VP. think wisely.... .... ....

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kickycan wrote:

blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Damn those hanging chads....damn them I say....

Say Kick, now that you're president, and with your Italian heritage and all, and since I left the girls and threw back in with you at the end.....I've always wanted to f**k Dr. Melfi. Can you hook me up?

Sorry, I have promised her to Ellpus. How about Dr. Ruth? I think I could arrange that without too much trouble.

don't tease me now.

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