Lose my marbles...hahahahahahahahaha
deb, it seems he already did. nevermind, moving right along.... so, how's the weather in Australia today?
Hot, dammit.
It's unnatural.
sigh, what is natural these days?
Hmmmm - no-wanking contests?
Wow, it's been a whole hour, and I still haven't lost this contest yet! It's all but impossible to masturbate while your trying to close the two gaping bloody holes where your eyeballs used to be...
nope! thank sir eee bob. (never understood that phrase, but sounds good to my alien ear)...
How does it sound to your human ear?
my human ear does not communicate with my alen ear. i think it's because of the middle ear - ever since the frequent middle ear infections it was malfunctioning.
kicky, the gaping holes are just dandy. i have two marbles that will be perfect for you. two little globes.
Dagglepuss, are you a tad squiffy?
Your Slovakian accent is showing more than usual!
I like squiffy - what does it mean, drunk?
what? why? i just misspelled alien is all. i'm out of notebook battery tho...typing fast...signing out...
<Slovak, not slovakian.....one of my annoying obsessions - to correct people on that one>
Oh - I am happy to be corrected!
Squiffy means sozzled.
Sozzled like a Slovakian...
Well, the cat licked my ear at 5:00am to wake me and I rolled out of the covers and headed around the corner to the jon and had the most startling experience of my life. There was this large round pink thing sticking so far out of my pyjamas I could have hung my hat on it and that was just my head. Further down and further out was a brand new piece of pipe glistening in the glow of the hallway light.
It was a thing of beauty and strength with a sense of it's own independence and primitive intelligence, a work of art, a symbol of the vital flows of the universe. I was stunned, so this regeneration thing Kicky had mentioned was true, if I had only known before now I would have been slicing those kielbasas* off once a year. New is always better.
Well, Mrs. Nation was asleep and besides we have that rule about sneak attacks and the cat was nowhere to be found, not that... well, nevermind so I had to take my new New York Fire Department Regulation Sized Hose-a-ram-her and try it out.
The hydraulics are in fine operating condition.
I withdraw.
Joe(Hand me that knife.)Nation
(translation for my Friends from Oz: kielbasa= thick Polish sausage.)
Rudy? Son....is that you? Why are you writing about such things!!! Oy vey!! You should wear your wanker out, doing such a thing, not too mention the hair on your palms and your very bad eyes. Rudy, for Zeyde's sake, for my sake...LEAVE YOUR SHLONG ALONE!!!! Bubbi sends her love!
Schist! Ay yi yi, Ma, I told you not to come around here.
No! Don't sit!
Okay, so you're sitting, oy.
Sorry, folks, she'll be leaving as soon as I get my babka on the telephone... dah, it's busy!
Didn't I tell you to get a cable modem?? Yes, it's more but you can get through on the phone when someone is surfing the internet like now for instance!!
So you'll sit here for awhile not making any noise in front of my goyishim friends, okay? Then we'll go sit somewhere, have a nice glass tea and a nosh, yah.
Joe(not really Rudy, but she's the kind you can't tell anything)Nation
Rudy;
it's nice to see you taking care of your mom!
[the other things you take care of, it seems, we'd rather not see!
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Joe - if you think to sway us from our steely resolve, polish sausages are SO not the way to do it.
Especially, I think, for some of the male contestants.
