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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:29 pm
Can you repeat that, husker?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:31 pm
husker wrote:
I once read a book about a woman the sucked they guys energy way when they did it


That is officially my new all-time favorite A2K quote.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:36 pm
fix the fricking typo's lol

I once read a book about a woman the sucked the guys energy away when they did it
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:37 pm
Dag and Gus, I am speaking in generalities, of course. And, I'm paraphrasing a system of thought which I don't subscribe to myself. You didn't see me grinding off my forearms to win a no-masturbation challenge.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:39 pm
fix the fricking typo's lol

I once read a book about a woman the sucked the guys energy away when they did it
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:40 pm
oops
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:43 pm
husker wrote:
fix the fricking typo's lol

I once read a book about a woman the sucked the guys energy away when they did it


If this was true, I would sleep with every guy there is. Energy is scarse
in California Mr. Green
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:47 pm
no kris, i heard that many times. that seams to be the common sense truth. not for me though. i don't want to cuddle. i certainly don't want to talk. leave me friggin alone and lemme sleep is all i think. fix me breakfast in the morning if you want to be a champ.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:57 pm
It's been so long, I can hardly remember what I like.... <grin>

I do get an energy from men, but it's not usually a chatty energy, it's not a get-up-and-clean-the-house energy, it's more of a purr.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 09:59 pm
well. they can purr off, as far as i'm concerned. ha!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:00 pm
Okay, the contest is officially started!

Good luck Stumpy! And Stumpy Jr. too!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:02 pm
errrr, have fun guys.



...i still don't get it. let's say you win.... so what?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:03 pm
By the way, Joe, did you know that penises grow back? Like when a starfish loses an arm...and it doesn't matter how many times you chop it off either...and it grows a little bigger each time too. I have cut off over a dozen of 'em in the last twelve years...this one's almost a full two inches long!!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:04 pm
I'm so glad I'm not in this contest.......
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:37 pm
men are so weird.

the monster wrote me an email today announcing he bought wheels for my bicycle! there's no use trying to comprehend motives for their actions, there probably are none. weird i tell you, weird.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:43 pm
Hey, at least I didn't saw off my arms or cut off my penis like those nuts! I just plucked out my eyeballs with a melon-baller! No need to get drastic...sheesh...

I guess when my dad told me I should stop doing that or I'd go blind, he was closer to the truth than he could ever have known.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:47 pm
You still got li'l one eye...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:48 pm
But he don't see too well...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:48 pm
those eyes never really matched your skin anyway, kicky. get some startling green glass eyeballs, that will be terribly fetching, trust me!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 10:50 pm
Maybe I should just get some marbles? Now THAT would be cool!
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