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"The Contest"

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 07:27 pm
Is the vacuum motor already heating up gustav?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 07:30 pm
littlek wrote:
Maybe.



Sweet. Now what can I do to tilt that maybe more in the direction of "yes"? Hmmm...how about I bequeath my life-size cut-out of Sean Cassidy to you in my will...would that do it?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 07:30 pm
er, no.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 07:33 pm
Okay, how about a wad of cash?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 07:42 pm
That works!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:04 pm
I can't believe that nobody else has taken my challenge yet!

For one, I thought that damn Nimh guy would have jumped at the chance to compete with me. I heard his people are very disciplined in this arena...

And let me make a side bet here and say that if I can't go longer than Slappy Doo Hoo, I will cut out my own adam's apple with a pearing knife.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:22 pm
good luck there, kickster. you'll need it.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:25 pm
I have noticed that all the women have stopped by only to ridicule and/or deride...but not a one of 'em has the guts to join in the contest. What is it with this gutless gender?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:30 pm
I'm in - but only if I am still allowed to have sex with another person.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:36 pm
Re: "The Contest"
kickycan wrote:
I am going to quit masturbating. Sure, laugh all you want, but I can and I WILL.


why?
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husker
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:40 pm
lol - yer to funny dude
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:39 pm
Does that mean you are interested? Come on, lay your money down!
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husker
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:40 pm
you kidding I have a spouse involved here Smile
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:40 pm
You chickenshit! :wink:
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 08:08 am
Okay, any other takers? So far it's me, Gus and Dlowan...I should win this contest, "hands down!" Ha! Hands down! I kill me!

So who else wants to take the challenge?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 08:21 am
I'll take the challenge and I want you to know that I can go nearly four hours without needing any stimulation, okay, maybe three hours or I can try to get through lunch today (Wait a second...... ah) Okay, NOW I can go at least four hours....

Joe(I have to be blindfolded...Wait, okay, overs, I'm starting over)Nation
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 08:26 am
Ok, I am in
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 08:34 am
I am going to ask the same question all the other ladies are asking....

Why would you want to? Neutral
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 08:35 am
Cause my wrist is hurting a bit, and it would be good to give it some rest.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2005 08:40 am
But since you are....let the challenge begin...


Girl Next Door
Lingerie Model
Juggies
Kicky...please?
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