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Large Penis Issues

 
 
husker
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 10:05 am
think movies boy = $$$$$ and fun
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 11:25 am
Going back to the original post...if you brought that out, I would hide!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 02:15 pm
I only have a couple of suggestions for Donkeyboy regarding the "problem".

1. If the ladies are frightened by its length, simply tie it in a reef knot, thereby reducing the length by about four inches. This also has the extra benefit of producing a sudden bulge halfway down the shaft, thereby giving your "Hampton" a ribbed effect, which increases the pleasure for your partner.

2. Tie a piece of cord at one end, pull the cord tight and tie onto the other end, and take up archery.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 11:53 am
How you doing Donkeyboy?
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 06:47 pm
not bad, seems the topic of my large member has arroused some interest though. I might join a circus...lol
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 02:09 am
Make sure the circus comes over here.lol.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:12 am
LOL. Yes, this particular topic is bound to draw in some attention.

Actually, it didn't get nearly as much attention as I thought it would. If I started a topic saying that my breasts were too big, we'd be on page 20 by now, lol.
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:16 am
Dont be shy, tell us about your boobs Montana,lol.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:18 am
with pictures Laughing
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:21 am
LOL. See what I mean ;-)

Well, my breasts are rather large and they tend to weigh heavy on my back. Any suggestions on how I can reduce them?
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:22 am
Metamorphosise yourself to be me then youll have little mole hills not big mountains.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:25 am
Thanks MG, but I'm thinking of something more inbetween. I'd be willing to share half though.
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:37 am
I've had enough about talking about my cock! Far out; i did'nt expect such a huge response! is only a penis...lol
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:42 am
Oh Montana, are you online?
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:45 am
Yes, I'm on line.
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:46 am
gonna try and install yahoo...
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:47 am
donkeyboy wrote:
I've had enough about talking about my cock! Far out; i did'nt expect such a huge response! is only a penis...lol


No worries, donkeyboy. We're talking about my breasts now ;-)
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:48 am
donkeyboy wrote:
gonna try and install yahoo...


Okie Dokie ;-)
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:52 am
to really get the ball rolling, what bra size Monts?

lol (hoping they are huge to avert attention here...lol)
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:54 am
We're talking double D ;-)
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