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A2K Bathroom wall

 
 
Eva
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2005 08:18 am
IN a toilet? Inside the bowl itself? Or the tank?
Wasn't it rather cramped in there?
How did you manage to squeeze two people into a toilet anyway?
And did you at least clean it out first?

<scratching head>
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2005 08:22 am
So you want the gory details then ? Very Happy
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2005 08:24 am
he sits on the toilet, you straddle
You put your knees on the toilet bowl and assume " doggy style, he is behind you.

Handicap stalls are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plenty of room for everything and everyone . :-)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2005 08:32 am
Old joke:

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just two, but how do they get in there?
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2005 08:39 am
TMI alert !!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2005 08:44 am
Shocked

me?
NO WAAAY!
hehe
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2005 11:33 pm
THIS is a toilet.

http://www.dafehr.com/Vortens/images/Vienna_II_RF_toliet_old.jpg

Now, I repeat...how do you squeeze two people INTO one of these things and expect them to have sex?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 08:54 am
Eva wrote:
THIS is a toilet.

http://www.dafehr.com/Vortens/images/Vienna_II_RF_toliet_old.jpg


Whew. I'm glad we cleared that up....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 09:04 am
Laughing


2 people can fit in a stall.. close quarters are fun.

THINK ABOUT IT!!!! Twisted Evil

and, if it is too small..
just stand up on the rails that are on either side of the stall and have him sit below you.. but.. face up..

:-)






ok.. gotta stop now...
I may get in trouble for such dirty posts..
Embarrassed me being so virginal and all....
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 10:02 am
shewolfnm wrote:
and, if it is too small..
just stand up on the rails that are on either side of the stall and have him sit below you.. but.. face up..

Now you're getting the idea ... ;-)
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 10:02 am
I KNOW two people can fit in a stall, shewolf. But nimh wants to know if anyone's had sex in a toilet. I don't think it would be possible.


















But I'm willing to try!
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 11:15 am
Eva wrote:
I KNOW two people can fit in a stall, shewolf. But nimh wants to know if anyone's had sex in a toilet. I don't think it would be possible.

Eva, I had initially written "on a toilet", but then Gautam put me right:

the prince wrote:
Actually, it was not "on" a toilet, but "in" a toilet...

Thats why I changed my post to read "in" rather than "on"...

I'm sure both Gautam and I will gladly apologize for any confusion this choice of words may have caused, and if it helps, I'm of course willing to change it again... after all, perhaps its a non-native speaker thing: in Dutch, in any case, we say "in the toilet" to denote the general stall/space and all that as well.

I'm glad that Shewolf seems to have gotten it just rrrriiight tho ... and I wouldnt have expected otherwise! Razz

I think thats enough semantics for a toilet thread for now tho! ;-)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 04:38 pm
stateside, the toilet just refers to the bowl you make pee-pees and poo-poos in. elsewhere (not sure how extensive this is), the toilet is the room in which this bowl is to be found (akin to water closet), correct?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 04:52 pm
so, it's on the toilet in the toilet?

if so, i think i have an answer
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 08:58 pm
Well, I've seen toilette on various doors...
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 09:10 pm
You wanna talk about a real adventure, try an airplane loo. It can be done, but takes willpower, dedication to the task at hand, and a good deal of luck.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 09:23 pm
I've had some adventures, myself, even in a loo, but not an airplane loo. Ah, well, lo these many years, tis best left in the ethereal beyond, and it was at the time too.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 09:27 pm
ossobuco wrote:
I've had some adventures, myself, even in a loo, but not an airplane loo. Ah, well, lo these many years, tis best left in the ethereal beyond, and it was at the time too.


:wink: I think it's best to have these adventures while young and flexible.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 09:53 pm
Yes, agreed. Though I have no regrets. Well, not many.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2005 11:22 pm
I think patiodog is right about the regional language differences. When in Europe, I was shocked at first to see signs on restroom doors that said "Toilet." Here in the U.S., we call the room a "bathroom" or a "restroom." A toilet is just the plumbing fixture I showed before. If Gautam corrected you, then that must mean the room is called a toilet in England. Or maybe he meant just the stall, as you did...? Funny how language changes from place to place, isn't it? (I started to say "usage of toilet"...HAHAHA! Makes for lots of good jokes.....)
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