Stranded
Stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And you don't have a roll
To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand
And then flip it on the wall
(It helps to be familiar with the theme to the Chuck Conners series "Branded" to appreciate this one).
here I sit
all broken hearted
paid a nickle to sh1t
but only farted
no use standing on the toilet seat
the crabs in here can jump ten feet
"Richard Nixon should pull out before it's too late, just
like his father should've."
Here I sit
In Noxious Vapor
Someone has used all the paper
I'm late for class
I cannot linger
Look out ass
Here comes my finger.
Eat ****!
1.9 trillion flies can't be ALL wrong.
As you sit to take a ****
Rest a while and think a bit,
The last time that I beat my meat,
Was on this very toilet seat.
Punx not dead
My dad still plays the records
don't let the bottom fall out of your world
have a madras curry and let the world fall out of your bottom
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that she should bring his face
close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard
which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks,
running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman -- clearly aroused. "Is there
anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily,
popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
Here, shewolf, you can borrow this guy.....
(its a more effective way to show your appreciation for a good joke)
Not that the joke was that funny, but you might need it down the road.
you are sharing your minions with me
i knew you loved me gus
i will write that on the wall.......
She offered her honor he honored her offer so all night long it was honor and offer
Honeymooner's salad ..... lettuce alone
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.
I see you taking that ****!
Now
put it back.
shewolfn1 is cool where is shewolfn1
