oooh i wanna try that ...
this toilet paper is like john wayne:
it's rough
it's tough
and it don't take sh!t from any a$$hole.
if you shake it more then twice...
call me
The bad part about political jokes....
is that they get elected.
sign on urinal:
look up ^
sign on celing:
you are pissing on your shoes
"nursing jobs", dont that sound obscene?
jump up jump up jump around, jump around
now clean
now shewolf has me obsessed with, eh, eating. dammit.
Reyn wrote:bobsmythhawk wrote:How To Annoy the Person In The Bathroom Stall Next to You.
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
.....etc.
This post definitely wins First Place in my book!
I'd go so far as to say that this one alone has made my day! :wink:
Well done, Bob!
he copied it from funnyjunk.com.
but its still awesome.
shewolfnm wrote:not on the toilet!
ewww
yeah but what if you're on a train and the toilet is the only discrete place to retreat to?
I mean, c'mon ... hands up who's ever had some kind of sex
in a toilet.
gautam!
<running to shake his hand>
<coming to a screeching halt>
<withdrawing clandestinely>
Actually, it was not "on" a toilet, but "in" a toilet...
i know, dahling. i would always shake your hand.
The only thing I did with my hands was to hold his head
LOL!
(And ok, in a toilet. Is what I meant, of course. Hello.)
Nobody else? And I thought you were all such a wild bunch! No escapades in the nightclub with that guy/girl you just met? (OK, I didnt either, but I had this friend...)
nimh wrote:
No escapades in the nightclub with that guy/girl you just met?
Who told you about that guy girl? That was a VERY long time ago in Thailand, and the nightclub was very dark. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it !!
