"No matter how much you shake your peg
The last drop always runs down your leg"
so I was looking around for old Roman bathrooms, and came upon this, at Ostia Antica, where I've been, but maybe I missed this (it's a pretty big place) -
http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Gazetteer/Places/Europe/Italy/Lazio/Roma/Ostia/Ostia_Antica/Regio_IV/forica.html
On the ceiling above the toilet seat.
Your sh!t must feel real good if your looking up here
Killing for peace is like f--king for chastity
bobsmythhawk wrote:How To Annoy the Person In The Bathroom Stall Next to You.
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
.....etc.
This post definitely wins First Place in my book!
I'd go so far as to say that this one alone has made my day! :wink:
Well done, Bob!
A womans a$s and a wine glass, will leave a man scratching his broke a$s
*TOILET TENNIS*
look right
Written on the right wall:
look left
A little image to go with Osso's post about Roman toilets....
If you drop a turd in the toilet and there's no one there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Edward P. Tryon: "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
Calvin (of Hobbes): "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
If you have found sex to be a pain in the as$ lately,
turn around
you are doing it wrong.
This is a tee pee
for a pee pee.
Not a wig wam
to beat your tom-tom.
A2K bathroom wall
Curtesy flushes are greatly appreciated
P.S.
Flush the toilet paper in the toilet dirty ass!
As soon as you enter the stall - written on the wall in front
Look left.
On the left wall. Look right.
On the right wall...
Why are you looking here and there ? Finish yr business and go !!
Above the stall:
Don't look here for a joke, the joke is in your hand.
for a good time call
1-800-kic-ycan
Pardon me Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes ....
ican is a moran
(I did not write this on the bathroom wall, but I did read it, out loud, and everyone laughed)
