OK, so I finally found a show on CNN worth watching. Well, watching may not be the right word, cause the cable isnt actually working, so mostly I just get sound, plus some hazy, snowy crackle on screen, in which you sometimes can make out faces pretty well, sometimes not at all. So I mostly use the TV for news radio, with a choice of BBC World, CNN and Euronews. BBC World is best on every count; CNN almost invariably worst (except that its quicker than Euronews to pick up on whatever's the main story of the moment).
BUT - CNN's got Jon Stewart - Global Edition. Never seen the guy before, just read about him - he's hilarious. The other guys in the show that do these intermezzos are pretty lame - but his parts are brilliant.
Anyhow, today he had Howard Dean as a guest. And he questioned Dean on how the Dems were doing. He added, jokingly: or are you like Muhammed Ali, out in the Congo? He's just being beaten and beaten and just like this <holds fists in front of face, squirming>, and we're all going oooh he's dead, but he's like "I know what I'm doing I know what I'm doing!" Is this your rope-a-dope strategy?
OK, this is Dean's chance, right. And for a moment it seems like he got it: he says, "facts are not enough. We come out with facts all the time, but Fox News, Washington Times, they'll twist it anyway. Facts are not enough - we need a message, too!"
OK, so far so good. Whats your message, then, Stewart inquires.
"Our message is", Dean jumps in (and I'm quoting by heart, obviously):
Quote:First, we're not going to go into any war without first listening to the generals who know about these things. Bush sent America into war, but he didnt listen. We'll consult with [etc]
Second, we're not going to let our troops fight without the necessary armour, we would give them what they need - I mean, I opposed the war, but now that we're there, we need to make sure our troops are equipped, and [etc - more points on Iraq]
Third, we're going to challenge the deficit, so that your viewers will be able to have the money to pay their rent and their health insurance and to pay their [Stewart breaks in, appearing to already have lost all hope on the point: "and cable, dont forget cable"]
Fourth, we're going to challenge corruption, there's a culture of corruption in Washington, with ...
This is where Stewart cuts him off with a joke about you know, he needs a bit of corruption too, and all ... Stewart had even already interrupted him before, slipping in an "OK, you have a lot of practical issues there", but Dean kept on going ...
<sighs>
Mr. Dean - that's not a message. That's a shopping list.
I cant believe he still hasnt gotten it ... <groans>