Could be. You'll have to shout sweet nothings (read: talk dirty) in her good ear.
Slappy, why are you cheating on me?
Hey, what do you expect from the "International Man Whore?"
I don't know <scratches head>
Slappy,
You were once again the subject of much speculation on Thursday. We all wanted to know if you really had slime dripping from your ears. I'll bet you do, don't you? Admit it.
The meet in April sounds great! I'll be there. And I'll bet Bernie will be too.
Dasha, go ahead and post the pix. It's fine with me.
Frank, I didn't know you had that tatoo.........yummy.
And Kicky, the hat isn't at all too mature for you. I know where to get one.
Lola
You are VERY photogenic. I NEVER look good in pics, and I'm not being modest.
Thank you Paula..........I suppose I should admit that, a few years ago, I got really tired of the bad photos filling our family albams, so I stood in front of the mirror and practiced that smile until I was satisfied. My pix have been acceptable ever since. I recommend the technique.
I, on the other hand, painted my mirrors black.
And I tried holding my breath until my nose shrank.
Lola wrote:Kicky, the hat isn't at all too mature for you. I know where to get one.
Thanks, Lola! I loved that hat, but I don't think I'll be getting one. It would cover up my incredibly sexy dark mane.
So does everyone hate pictures of themselves like I do then? I'm going to start practicing that smiling in front of the mirror thing right now.
Lola wrote:Slappy,
You were once again the subject of much speculation on Thursday. We all wanted to know if you really had slime dripping from your ears. I'll bet you do, don't you? Admit it..
All you had to do was ask Dag, she's met me.
I still owe her a towel, I had to borrow one from her to wipe all the slime from my ears.
Now-now, that will be enough of that.
Keep the towel, Slappy, for chrissake. Or even better, burn it. I would never wash that stuff out anyway.
Slappy is well behaved though. He has two buckets affixed on his shoulders to collect the slime. It glistens so mysteriously in a dimly lit room.
And here's lovely Lola, with the not-so-mature hat. Very befitting.
Blatham has been behatted!
Dosen't she look great, I was going to post a pic of myself, but I just changed my mind.
Jeez Dag, you take good pics.
