7
   

Why Illinois Sucks

 
 
cjhsa
 
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2008 06:11 am
From Cabela's website, when purchasing ammo:

"ALL orders placed from or shipped to Illinois, MUST be placed by the FFL Gun Dept. by calling 1-800-237-xxxx"

What a steaming load. Thank God I didn't move there. Not even California has such a retarded restriction.
 
Miller
 
  0  
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2008 06:16 am
What a joke, when you consider all the guns on the streets of Chicago...
0 Replies
 
cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2008 06:49 am
All those gang bangers must have FOID cards and reloaders at home! Laughing
0 Replies
 
Miller
 
  0  
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2008 06:51 am
Obama needs to clean up his own State before trying to run for President of the USA...
0 Replies
 
cjhsa
 
  2  
Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2008 06:35 am
0 Replies
 
Miller
 
  0  
Reply Tue 24 Jun, 2008 11:45 pm
Quote:
A hotel busboy noticed that Spittles had a gun


Something tells me the busboy no longer resides in Chicago...
0 Replies
 
Gargamel
 
  1  
Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 10:37 am
Look, an asswipe party!
0 Replies
 
cjhsa
 
  -1  
Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 10:47 am
Gargamel wrote:
Look, an asswipe party!


No, the Democrats are in other threads.
0 Replies
 
joefromchicago
 
  3  
Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2008 04:39 pm
Re: Why Illinois Sucks
cjhsa wrote:
Thank God I didn't move there.

Amen.
0 Replies
 
Nooneleft
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 01:07 am
Anyone here from central or northern illinois?? Not including chicago.
...just curious.
Miller
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 02:26 am
@Nooneleft,
Nooneleft wrote:

Anyone here from central or northern illinois?? Not including chicago.
...just curious.


Why exclude Chicago?
roger
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 02:31 am
@Miller,
This might be intended to exclude joefromchicago. Why? I have no idea.
0 Replies
 
Nooneleft
 
  1  
Reply Fri 15 Feb, 2013 02:41 pm
@Miller,
Miller wrote:

Nooneleft wrote:

Anyone here from central or northern illinois?? Not including chicago.
...just curious.


Why exclude Chicago?
Nooneleft
 
  -1  
Reply Fri 15 Feb, 2013 02:45 pm
@Nooneleft,
Chicago doesn't have any sanity left, so they're excluded from the rest of this damn state. Now those in the central and northwestern parts, I'm interested in hearing from!
Gargamel
 
  4  
Reply Fri 15 Feb, 2013 04:31 pm
@Nooneleft,
You hush now and let us Chicagoans generate the state's entire gross output and cultural relevance.
Nooneleft
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 07:21 am
@Gargamel,
I have a better idea! Maybe chicago needs to exit Illinois and become part of, say...Ohio?? They're insane too,so you'd both get along just fine!! Wink
Gargamel
 
  3  
Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 10:15 am
@Nooneleft,
Don't you have chickens to feed and baby calves to midwife?

As for myself, I'm thinking of enjoying brunch at the new French bisto down the street. I can walk to it--don't have to take my tractor.
ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 02:46 pm
@Gargamel,
I like a nice argument, that is, an enjoyable one.

I'm rooting for Gargy, love Chicago. . .
but admit not spending much time in other parts of Illinois, passing through, passing through.
roger
 
  2  
Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 03:21 pm
@Nooneleft,
I lived in Springfield for a year, but left in 1970.

My fondest memory was billboards with some guy's picture with the legend, "Paul Powell Secretary of State." I guess he didn't want anyone to forget, and I bet the state paid for the signs.

At that time, I spent a bit of time in bars. The Hotel & Restaurant Workers Union didn't have a shop steward. They had a bagman, and no kidding, his name was Tony.
joefromchicago
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 10:13 am
@roger,
You don't know of Paul Powell? He's why "shoebox" has an entirely different connotation in Illinois.
 

Related Topics

Tough Year for Senator Kirk of Illinois - Discussion by wandeljw
Illinois Governor Arrested - Discussion by wandeljw
Eight Days in Chicago, May-June 2007 - Discussion by cicerone imposter
My kind of town, Chicago is... - Discussion by JPB
Unemployment Denial - Discussion by twhite87
WTF ILLINOIS! - Discussion by hawkeye10
Could I get in trouble for this? - Question by aspvenom
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Why Illinois Sucks
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.06 seconds on 11/23/2024 at 11:13:47