My granny taught me how to open eggs!
Suck them....yeeeccchhh!!!
Please try to read this as if you were French:
Un petit d'un petit
S'étonne aux Halles
Un petit d'un petit
Ah! degrés te fallent
Indolent qui ne sort cesse
Indolent qui ne se mène
Q'importe un petit d'un petit
Tout Gai de Reguennes.
(Luis d'Antin van Rooten)
Well, inability of the discussion participants to come to a compromise solution regarding the proper end of the egg, makes me think that it will be better if the gene engineers create the new type of hens, the ones laying a cube-shaped eggs... And these cubic hens shoud replace the regular ones.
Oh,..I was going to say something racy about getting square eggs from a round hole,..but just,..OUCH!!!
Awwwww, Jerry, you is always welcome - as our fearless leader once said, I is all fluff and bluff!
Well, the duct shape may be modified as well, making it square enough for the cubic eggs to pass it. And the eggs size should be standartized up to ISO 6 to 8 tolerances
Well then, them'll be some pretty fancy chickens!!
Ain't nobody gonna go touching no chickens' arses and torturing them for no good reason! Eggs shall stay in their present arseodynamic shape! We need a casus belli, anyway - otherwise we should have to fight randomly and without organised packs...
It is the high-toned scientifical nature of these here discussions that draws in the classy trade we get. As for a causus belli, the inability to provide one on the part of any reasonably intelligent human being would be sufficient evidence of death.
true - true - this is why I am a Bunny.
So 'splain to me why the Coney's wearin' boxin' gloves, huh?
Which brings us back to the original question. Which end comes out first - the small end or the large end?
small, of course.
Can't see no image, setanta - but 'tis clearfrom your post that the Bunny is GLOVED!
Ah, Bill - you are a true Mensch!
I found a very exciting way to open an egg. you put it raw into a micro wave oven and nuke the muthah. It's a pig to eat but it's pretty too look at
