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A "Which End Do You Open Your Soft-Boiled Egg?" Digression.

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 10:27 am
Why would your body need to reassemble your chair? Ain't you comfy yet?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 11:44 am
'Cuz we got these damn prison-made, state-contract chairs that cost us two hundred bucks a pop when any fool can go down to Costco and get an excellent, lightweight "executive" chair for one-twenty.

The only chair in the damn place that's any good is forty years old...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 02:55 pm
For chairs, like wine and women, life reaches its peak only after forty.........(clicking ruby slippers together, squeezing eyes shut, and saying fervently.."Life begins at fifty, life begins at fifty, life begins at fifty....)
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 26 Feb, 2003 11:18 am
Its no coincidence that the roman letter for 50 is the first letter of : LOVE
Embarrassed
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 26 Feb, 2003 11:21 am
Oooo, nice one, Boss, i think i'll use that . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 05:25 am
using that...using that...using that...using that...the first letter of deb is the first letter of delightfully debauched, too - or maybe the first letters - who can think of grammar at a time like this!

anyways, me last gramma died when I was but 13....
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 08:30 am
The first letter of DEB is the latin letter for 500 or 10 times L which is the first letter of Love so Deb is worth at least 10 lots of love QED Confused
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 08:32 am
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/creatures/monster/lovestruck_monsters_md_wht.gif
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 09:49 am
well, don'titfigure that the bunny would have ten times the "love" of anyone else.
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 10:22 am
them wabbits is like that
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 12:43 pm
ehBeth, what in the world are them!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 02:16 pm
I second that question!


Me is a LERVE-BUNNY, she said bashfully - except when I am a Kalashnikov Bunny, she said fiercely - or a fierce argumentative Bunny, she said rationally...
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 03:35 pm
or a digression bunny, she said scattered brainily.........
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 03:37 pm
Never allow digressiveness to fool you into diagnosing scatter-brainedness! I have a cunning plan....if only I could remember what it was.....
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 27 Feb, 2003 03:56 pm
Top draw, under the recipe for destruction of the bureau in the sewing room!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Feb, 2003 06:56 am
No, no, that is where I keep the spare kalashnikov!!!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 28 Feb, 2003 11:41 am
so where's the heir?
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 28 Feb, 2003 11:57 am
heir, hare, hair? - all gone
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 2 Mar, 2003 11:05 pm
<gag>
Seriously thinking about bringing them teeth back!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Mar, 2003 08:38 am
I know not where there is hare or heir, since I am neither.

Got a hair caught in your throat, there, oh ex-fanguinated one?

Need the heimlich manouvre?
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