NEVER!!!! Death to the infidel!!!! Ovihad is declared against the evil one!
Why eat eggs ? That way no debate !!!!
Hmm, this may be another solution: complete prohibition of eggs consumption (perpetrators to be publicly executed)
Every egg is sacred,
Every egg is good,
Every egg is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every egg is sacred,
Every egg is great,
If an egg is wasted,
God gets quite irate....
The sacred ova shall be consumed! Thus spake Chickathustra!
Now that is hare raising poetry !!
Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life".
Enuff reason not to eat eggs
I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
*Yo they just got my little cousin ese*
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
*Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
Egg Man by Boy Beastie
Wow! (egging Hiama on...)
My favorite egg poem :
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall....
etc etc
Ah - one of the great poetic tragedies of the egg ouvre....
I was so moved, I had 3 soft boiled eggs for breakfast instead of my normal two. And so, life advances!
Still, opened by breaking the egg in half, scoop out contents of both halves into a bowl with butter, salt, pepper and tobasco sauce (repeat 3 times). Chop up contents and add torn up toast bits! Good eating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soft boiled eggs is part of country folklore.
Higglety, pigglety,
my black hen,
She lays eggs
for gentlemen;
Gentlemen come
every day
To see what my
black hen doth lay.
The Black Hen says soft boiled eggs is the way to go. Any arguments and she'll send The Little Red Rooster round.
Yeah, dogs begin to bark
The hounds begin to howl.
Dogs begin to bark
The hounds begin to howl.
Look out strange cat people
Yeah, the rooster's on the prowl.
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Am I welcome back,...or am I still on Deb's "embargo" list?
Wasn't Humpty Dumpty originally in French?
"un petit d'un petit"
If Humpty Dumpty was a frog, he should be scrambled, fried and poached
Margo == Isn't there an old saying, "don't teach your granny how too suck eggs"
