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A "Which End Do You Open Your Soft-Boiled Egg?" Digression.

 
 
Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 07:08 pm
hiama wrote:





'Well, you're scaly and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.


Sounds like George Bush.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 07:09 pm
Actually sounds more like John Howard.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 07:26 pm
soooooooo
you're at a booth in a diner having breakfast with 2 other people
they both order eggs over easy

the sight of runny yellow egg bits make you gag
what to do ?
where to sit in the booth ?
















solution: i took my glasses off
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 03:36 am
Gag!! Choke!!

What IS it with you people!?


Snake+Bunny=Fatter snake.
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 04:52 am
Lola,

Hit them with a blow torch

Mr Stillwater behave or I'll get the bunny police onto you
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 06:11 am
my people have POLICE?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 10:26 am
snake + bunny = thinner bunny
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 01:41 pm
Wot? From the running?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 01:49 pm
from being shunned. ingest-shun, compress-shun, digest-shun.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 01:59 pm
I am unsure whether reduction to snake-**** and a casting of compressed bone and fur actually counts as THINNER!

Or is that owls?

Anyway - I believe 'tis more of a metamorphosis than a dieting success.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 04:28 pm
Okay, fine. Entropized, then. snake + rabbit = increase in entropy of the universe. That all right with you? Crikey. Such literalists you rabbits are. No wonder your littorals are so extensive and frequent. You litterers, you.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 07:21 pm
harrumph!
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 07:26 pm
why are you harrumphing at the moment Miss Bunny?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Feb, 2003 11:28 pm
Patiodog.
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 12:53 am
snake + rabbit + dog = increase in entropy of the universe (all littorals) kinda kinky
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 02:12 am
Doesn't entropy increase no matter what we do?
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 03:29 am
Deb,

Don't think so, depends on the amount of energy added or subtracted. Second law of Thermodynamics has quite a bit to say on the subject.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 05:27 am
Doesn't energy sort of get tired, and run out of puff, like I do? or does it take Beroccas?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 05:27 am
or ought we to say that tropy decreases?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 10:18 am
Entropy of the universe always increases. A decrease of entropy in a system necessitates a larger increase in entropy outside it. That's why the more I pack into my brain the more my body comes to resemble my chair.
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