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Quit picking on the French

 
 
ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:44 pm
he pm's raincoats? Shocked

that's one heck of an isp he's got.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:44 pm
Worked for me at Eton......well, there WAS this one occasion....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:45 pm
Would that have been a Harrowing experience?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:47 pm
There was, was there?


For me it was an Eaton.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:47 pm
More like a burrowing experience....I'm sure it was Smythe junior.
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:47 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Lash, your question can only remain hypothetical, as there is no such thing as a fat French woman, and a hairy pitted American one would never have time for dating, as they would spend their entire life with a personal therapist, learning how to deal with such an abominable affliction.

He's so intuitive!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:49 pm
..that's why I call him "Spanky"
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:52 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
..that's why I call him "Spanky"


You'll have to be careful CJ, there are young people reading this thread who may be Italian, and experiencing hormonal flushes.
Talk like this will only lead to a midnight trip down to Launderama with a set of bedsheets.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:56 pm
Willy Wanker or not?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 05:00 pm
Many of our 'Merican members will likely not understand that slang, Steve . . .

For our 'Merican members who are unfamiliar with slang used in foreign places, such as the next county and beyond, wanker is English slang for someone who admires George Bush and Tony Blair . . .
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 05:01 pm
All this talk has made me realise that it is time for bed. The better half is walking about, so one would assume that carnival knowledge is not out of the question.
I shall now retire, but cannot find an emoticon that is wearing lederhosen, welding googles and brandishing handcuffs, but would have placed it if there was one available.

Nighty night.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 05:03 pm
whoa, you have to admire both to be a wanker ? that's just too much to bear ! hbg
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 05:05 pm
Get away from my nighty, Lord E!
Droit de seigneur only gets you so far.




not that far Shocked
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hamburger
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 05:26 pm
quit picking
perhaps french soap is grossly overrated, but ... a bottle of
DOM BENEDICTINE liqueur is another story. i'll have to thank the brother monks at the benedictine monastery for sharing with me. when i "confessed my sins" of indulging in a glass of benedictine to my g.i. physician, he apllauded me and told me that i could do nothing better for my digestion ... now here is a physician i'll gladly visit anytime. (he told me - much to my disappointment - that i would have to buy my own; the insurance company will not pay for this "medication" - i have been paying my premium faithfully for forty years and now they refuse to pay ! ). hbg



http://www.e-limoges.com/TTi/TW/TW122-G.jpg
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 05:32 pm
I just bought a 25 oz bottle of Kahlua today. Wink I use it for medicinal purposes during the winter months. Wink
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 06:04 pm
What winter cicerone?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 06:22 pm
Precisely! LOL
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hamburger
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 06:50 pm
25 oz of kahluha - must be a short winter in california . how do you survive the summer, c.i. ? hbg
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 01:18 pm
Well, I recently found a really good site about ... well, French women.

The short introductory animation loop alone is worth the price of klicking here :wink:

And: you don't need to be fluent in French to follow the adventures of Geraldine and her unusual metamorphosis or any of the other stories!
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 04:31 pm
Eh, fascinating site there Walter...
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