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Quit picking on the French

 
 
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 02:58 pm
I'll have to have some serious talks with some influencial persons in the USA and Canada, I think.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 03:04 pm
I'm not "influenctial" by any meaning of the word, but I'm ready to talk. LOL
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 03:08 pm
I'm sure Walter has some influencial sailor connections here,
(tattoo parlor and the likes....)
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 03:35 pm
I had connections with an influential Sailor once, and still have the Court papers to prove it.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 03:45 pm
capital S

must have been important

Not John Prescott?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 03:49 pm
And Court means the Royal Household?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 03:57 pm
most intriguing post ellpus

give us a clue

i think we all under stand "connections" is of the rumpy pumpy variety

is the influential Sailor thats foxing me

but on the other hand I'm not surprised it ended up in court. Maybe Walter is correct.. influential sailor royal household now who could that be? Dame Ellen McArthur? Surely not. Princess Anne?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:11 pm
It all started with the Hornpipe........
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:13 pm
..and he said "do you like my Rear Admiral?"
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:27 pm
good lord

a half nelson
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:27 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
If I had the choice between a french lady who doesn't
shave her armpits, and an obese 300 lb. women from
the United States, the choice would be easy.

Then, the question is: would you prefer a fat Frenchwoman or a hairy pitted American? Trying to narrow down your preferences.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:36 pm
I'm so horny, I'd take either one at this point.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:36 pm
Lash, your question can only remain hypothetical, as there is no such thing as a fat French woman, and a hairy pitted American one would never have time for dating, as they would spend their entire life with a personal therapist, learning how to deal with such an abominable affliction.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:36 pm
Or both at the same time.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:38 pm
Kicky, do I suspect that your hormones are in top gear?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:38 pm
Ooo Ooo Ooo . . .

I know how to make a hormone . . .













































don't pay her . . .
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:39 pm
I must have seen too many bikini-clad chickies this weekend at the beach. It takes a while to stop the engines when they get revved up like that!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:39 pm
To avoid any mess tonight, I would advise the wearing of boxing gloves when you go to bed.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:42 pm
Lord E - always there with the helpful housekeeping advice.


Cool


Love it.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 04:42 pm
and protection
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