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My porn dilemma--what to do?

 
 
willow tl
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 08:54 am
gozmo wrote:
Can I take the fifth ?


You started this bucko... Laughing well, i would settle for a fifth of Southern Comfort... :wink: I am not ashamed to say i can be bought off for so little.. Shocked
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gozmo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 08:58 am
willow_tl wrote:
gozmo wrote:
Can I take the fifth ?


You started this bucko... Laughing well, i would settle for a fifth of Southern Comfort... :wink: I am not ashamed to say i can be bought off for so little.. Shocked


You sound like my kinda girl .......
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 09:00 am
gozmo - you can't say something like 'the regular place', and not expect to be hounded to the ends of the earth

now, i might be bought off - but it's got to be champagne, good champagne




hmmmmmmm
i saw gozmo on some politics threads
that might be a fun digression

Cool
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 09:45 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Gozmo, did you clap your hands above your head and shriek "YAY!" like a retarded kid who was just rewarded a bowl of ice cream for using the toilet?

Just wondering. I find I do this when I receive oral sex.


See, now that I've actually met Slappy, I can picture this

<brr>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 09:50 am
You're picturing me receiving oral sex? Does it involve a puppy, and peanut butter? Because that would make you just plain weird.

<brr>

I was in your hood last night: Spirit, then over to Redline.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 10:07 am
And here I was just playing PC games. Why Redline?

I wasn't picturing the oral sex so much as the rest of it.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 11:43 am
Why Redline? No clue, I was the tag along last night, went out with my buddy and two of his friends who live in the area. Guess we went to beat up some wicked smaht kids.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 01:06 pm
I love "Good Will Hunting..."....thanks for the reference Slappy..think i'll put it in again...
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 01:07 pm
The redline has a knitting night during the week.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 03:26 pm
Do tell!

I love knitting!

So, is it still open to the general public? One section is the knitters, and the rest of the bar is open?

I think I could surely entertain myself for hours, or until I got kicked out, during knitting and beer night.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 02:43 pm
To the guy who I was going to get this porn for...okay, you can stop reading now, jackass. You aren't getting any porn!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 02:59 pm
What's the matter, Kicky...did you and loverboy have a spat?

Send it my way, buckaroo.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 03:23 pm
Why would you think that, Slappy? Doesn't everybody talk to their friends like that?

I couldn't get that damn clip anyway. Too hard to dig through all the fake ones.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 03:41 pm
hmm...
a little tid-bit.
Ive seen it. It sucks. The bitch answers 2 phone calls while thet are going at it and is boring as hell.
she does have a strangely loooooong body that is kind of sexy.. kinda wierd




but.... that is just my opinion
Laughing
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jaypeedee
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 03:50 pm
i am kickycan's gay friend who asked him to get the paris hilton-nick carter video.

you see, last week i saw kicky posting images for a game he created and i wanted to play. i went to the movie section and couldn't find his game after like 20 pages. so i went to the fun & games section and ended up reading about kicky's anguish over letting me see this video.

let's see, where to begin. first, i should thank all the members who encouraged kicky to be a good christian and get me the video for xmas. (that would be seed, littlek, ehbeth, slappy doo hoo... and probably some others... thanks! and slappy... telling kicky not to overthink something is kinda like telling the sun not to shine so much, ya know?)

as far as kicky's original dilemma is concerned, that i would ruin this one porn video for him, well, that's pretty funny. this is a man who proudly sings on the streets of manhattan, "i've got 25 gigabytes of porn!" to think that he couldn't share a few minutes with a friend... well. and yes, he will say that he deleted most of that, but just the idea that he's had his fill of 25 gigs and couldn't share, what, a couple megs? for shame.

then he says that i'll watch the video and say something gross to him. well, i might say something "gross" to him about nick, but i would never refer to things that i did. unlike kicky, i have a filter between the things that i think and the things that i say.

which brings me to another point. everyone who knows kicky in person (and probably on this site) knows that his, uh, habits are no secret. it's not like i ever needed an excuse to imagine him whacking off - he practically refers to it on a daily basis. not that i've ever imagined such a thing... but the thought that this video would be the first opportunity for me to do so? it's laughable. shoot - we've even watched porn together! in his apartment! after he knew how i felt! (and no, we only watched.)

so, i think that covers it. now i have to check out the rest of this site to see what else kicky's been talking about...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 03:52 pm
BUSTED
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 03:52 pm
hmmm.... somebody's got your number kicky...sorry it wasn't a lady. :wink:
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 03:58 pm
i think it is time to start a rumor...


Twisted Evil

ya know, since I am kicks stalker and all.
hehehhehehe
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 04:02 pm
Oh crap, I may have to kill myself now.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 04:02 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
i think it is time to start a rumor...


Twisted Evil

ya know, since I am kicks stalker and all.
hehehhehehe


Doesn't a rumor have to be false in order to be a rumor? Twisted Evil
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