My porn dilemma--what to do?

I saw this one clip where this woman was suckin a horse,
Needless to say, she gagged so hard she puked.

Oh, now that is disgusting. I have seen videos of girls actually puking while deepthroating a guy, which was pretty disgusting, but that horse thing, that sounds even more revolting. Cool!

I'm only joking of course. It's not cool. Kids, if you're out there, don't look at the horse vomit porn.

Uncly Kicky

it was awful
it RULED!
I kept it for a while , then my husband saw it.
He was laughing so hard he fell off his chair.
We sent it to his friend jon.. who BEFORE opening it sent it to his mom. Dumbass
We deleted it so he couldnt blame us. HAHAHHA

Holy ****, are you married to Slappy!?

AAAAAAHAHHAHHAHA

He couldnt handle me. ;-)

send me your cool ones

Okie dokie. Shewolf, you really know your porn. How long have you been a porn star?

im not a star.
i would NEVER do a porn.
NEVER.

( i know too much.)

I can't even imagine what the life of a porn director is like. How long does it take to shoot a porn movie?

a day. usually.. give or take.
it all depends.
If you are at a convention.. well.. just a few minutes. ;-)
If everyone is dressing up, then you have to stop take, apply makeup, comb hair ( all hair ) clean props, fluff.. etc.
If it is a bag of the wagon type.. ( basically.. who gives a rats as about what they look like) .. you can be done in a few hours.

Okay, I'm confused. What happens at a convention? And what is a bag of the wagon?

How much coke does an average porn star do a month? Porn stars and strippers probably fuel Mexico and Cuba's economies by themselves.

actually the drug of choice, heroin.
Coke is popular.. truthfully.
heroin.. OH good grief. It is everywhere.

Bag of the wagon is a term for a shity porn. Meaning. make up, props and other stuff just doesnt matter. They are usuallyproduced under the title " amateur". Or they are the lower grad eporns that have the ... well.. unattractive people in them.

A convention is where all the porn starts, AVN, and other influential people gather to meet, greet, advertise and by. This last convention was in Vegas. DiCapprio, Tyson, and a few other people decided to 'join' in. They are pretty wild. But pretty boring also.
Since they take place in major hotels, there are alot of films made while people are supposed to be vacationing. Cheap, easy porn... at its finest.

shewolf.... I've been wondering... how did you make the transition from nurse to director?

I've been trying to get her to spill the beans for months...finally!

Shes a bean spliller, too?

got to catch up a bit...

i didn't reply to kicky's smashing me with a baseball bat... i was expecting someone else to pick up on the fact that he switched from a mallet to a bat... what's next, gagging me with his cigar?

thanks for the three cheers. i've never been hip-hip-hoorayed in real life, let alone virtual. (does anyone actually do that in real life?)

and as far as the footballs, speculums (speculi?), squirters/"fountains of goo," flying buttplugs, sucking horses and subsequent spewing... well, on behalf of all the gay guys, no thank you! (and to think, kicky was worried about being grossed out after showing me some very standard, very straight, non-accessorized porn between - gasp! - a young, attractive male and female human couple!)

<grin>

chuckle

Jaypeedee's back!

Of course people get HHH'd IRL. I suspect you'd get hip-hip-hoorayed IRL if you showed up at a NYC A2K gathering.




Poor kicky.