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My porn dilemma--what to do?

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:40 am
jaypeedee wrote:
got to catch up a bit...

i didn't reply to kicky's smashing me with a baseball bat... i was expecting someone else to pick up on the fact that he switched from a mallet to a bat... what's next, gagging me with his cigar?


You're right. I've been using the wrong weapons.

<gags jaypeedee with a life-like plastic vagina>
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:42 am
is it just me, or is kicky's avatar pouting?

it used to seem so much more, hmmmmmm, dark and mysterious
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:45 am
ehBeth wrote:
is it just me, or is kicky's avatar pouting?

it used to seem so much more, hmmmmmm, dark and mysterious


You see that, jaypeedee? You're killing independent, dark, mysterious A2K Kicky!
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:50 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
just give in...watch it with him...and jerk off together.....you know that's what you're fantasizing about.....it's okay kicky we're your friends...no matter what....


I hate being right all the time...
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:51 am
wasted no time didn't you?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:51 am
I love men.






I think Jaypeedee and I are going to get along so well.
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jaypeedee
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:53 am
can't reply... plastic vagina... is too strong...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:57 am
Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 11:20 am
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
shewolf.... I've been wondering... how did you make the transition from nurse to director?


I have people in my family who are heavy into the porn business. I grew up around it for a few years. It was more of a situational job then anything else. I dont have a degree in fine arts ( pun intended ) nor do I have any experience in film making.
Truthfully, anyone can make a porn film. There is NOT alot to it , no special effects necessary, props.. ahh you can do it in your own home if you like. It sounds like a bigger title then it really is. All you do, is turn on the camera, make sure the set is clean, the people are clean, give them an idea of what you want and let them go at it. Pause every now and then, change your camera angle maybe a little of the set and Wwaaa-laah, You got a porn.
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 11:23 am
You're too bashful...every director is an artist. How do you channel your artistic talents in a film?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 11:41 am
Truth be told, most porn is made with expencive home cameras. No big tricks, no elaborate sets. Nothing. It is a big CHANCE that your movie will work. Your 'talents' really depend on actors, setting and lights. If you have an idea of what you want then you REALLY have to have good communication skills. Again.. the out come in porn has nothing to do with whos behind the camera. not like regular films where the director/producer is the backbone of the production.

Directing a porn is more talk then work. Many takes, many camera angles.. The ones who truly make your work sellable are the editors. Cutting, splicing, touch ups are part of the finished product and have little / nothing to do with who was behind the camera.
I guess that goes with all movies though.
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husker
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 01:36 pm
I was reading along here LMAO so I thought I'd bring you this animation with some sound - remember it's an adult product and starting to get a cult like following - I come to know this guy by way of a datacenter administrator - it could offend one, so if youu are one of those you might best not click - but kicky you and yer buddy might want to add it to your collection comic adult
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2004 02:03 pm
Husker, I can't check that out right now, because I'm at work, but I will later tonight when I get home.
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