My porn dilemma--what to do?

hiphip

What the hell is that supposed to mean?



Heehee...I really am proud of that. Damn, I used to have such an amazing collection. It was very tough for me to let most of it go. I got rid of some favorites--the one with the woman getting screwed by a pig, all the Tracy Lords and Christy Canyon stuff, the one of the woman shooting a football out of her vagina, etc.--but I still have a few favorites from the good old days. I've still got the midget baby porn movie, for one. Holy crap, now that is truly a classic.

hooray !




(i've seen that football one - oddish)

Hiphip!

I've seen that done with pingpongs.

pingpongs are doable. they are small...

hooray

maybe it's a nerf football....?

I once dislodged a speculum while laughing.
Doing those kegels really works.

One time my cousin sent me a little clip where this bald-headed guy shoves his whole head--WHOLE HEAD--inside the woman. It was a fake, I'm about 99% sure. But that 1% of me still wants to believe...

I may start a new thread on this...but since we're on porn, what's up with the "squirters?"

That's one thing I've yet to see for real.

well, babies heads and shoulders come out
doesn't seem that odd
odd
not that odd

I think it might have been. I can't remember now.

i want to see this woman and the football thing.
someone send it to me?

Squirters! I've seen some of that in porn, but thankfully, never in real life. Yeeeechhh.

true beth.. but
a baby doesnt feel good.
there is such a thing as too big.

Whats wrong with a squirter?

You should see the one I used to have where this woman launches this big glass buttplug out of her ass. I mean this thing came out of there with so much velocity, it actually had hang time. Funny stuff.

I don't mind a little wetness, but the women in these videos...I mean, it's like a fountain of goo. Who the hell wants that coming at their face!?