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My porn dilemma--what to do?

 
 
Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:03 pm
Here's the situation:

I have a friend who is gay. He mentioned to me that he would like to see the Paris Hilton porn vid with that Backstreet Boy idiot, Nick Carter. I have the ways and means to get it off the internet, and he doesn't. I'd like to see it because of Paris Hilton, but I'm not sure if I want to give it to him, because the thought of me watching it at the same time as he is gives me the creeps.

But I wouldn't have even thought of it if he hadn't mentioned it to me in the first place. So what should I do? Should I get it for myself, and not tell him? Should I just get it for him and have it be ruined for me by the thought of him masturbating to it? What can I do?
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Seed
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:04 pm
how about get... watch it... then give it to him after you have watched it?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:04 pm
Get it off the net, watch it alone and then give it to him.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:05 pm
see that!
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Seed
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:07 pm
sorry i didnt mean to beat you to the punch little
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:08 pm
1. Get it off the internet.

2. Post it here so l'k, seed and I can watch it together.

3. Watch it yourself.

4. Give it to your friend.


Don't forget step 2.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:09 pm
Yes, kicky. I don't understand the dilemma.

Watch it, give it to him, and resist the urge to think about your buddy whacking off to it. I know it's hard sometimes, but you just have to suck it up and think about midgets crapping on each other.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:11 pm
Wow, that was quick. The only problem with that is, what if it's one of those rarities, an absolutely amazing porn vid. Then I can never give it to him, because I'll want to keep it for future use. Once he has it, that's over. It will be ruined. But the chances of that are slim, I think. On the other hand, something about Paris Hilton turns me on...
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Seed
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:12 pm
yes... i agree... step 2 in ms. beth's plan is an essisental part of the process. it is a MUST! and sometimes midgets just seem to be in the right place at the right time eh SDH?
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Seed
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:13 pm
from what i have been told... the video isnt that great. but still a must see for the PH fan.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:15 pm
Isn't there enough Paris H stuff out there, that being delicate about one of them isn't really that restrictive?

Men. They're so fussy.
Share the freakin' thing!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:15 pm
Hmmm...I don't know...I see this guy everyday at work, and I know that if he sees it, he'll...tell me stuff. We're good friends...I talk about da punani, and he talks about dicks sometimes...it's how we gross each other out for fun. And I know he won't be able to resist putting some disgusting mental image in my head.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:16 pm
Kicky, if it's on the internet, why can't you just give him a copy and keep one for yourself? Or tell him where to get it.

You're overthinking it, brutha.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:17 pm
He doesn't have a computer at home. I have to give it to him. It's almost like I'm getting him gay porn. Would you get a friend of yours gay porn? it doesn't look right. Am I being homophobic?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:18 pm
The Carter kid is a disgusting mental image, but you'll be seeing him anyway.
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Seed
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:18 pm
i think so yes... but he is a friend... and wouldt he get you straight porn if you asked and couldnt get it and he could? beth is right about the ablitly to get plunty of PH stuff...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:19 pm
What's wrong with getting someone else porn of any kind, if they're into it?
Gay, freakazoid, whatever.
Share the love.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:20 pm
Shocked
what if my father reads this thread?
Shocked
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Seed
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:22 pm
lol i wont tell him your last name ms. beth dont worry... and kicky just do it and get it over with... cus you know you want to... and whats different then watching a guy whack off on a chick and the imagine of a guy whacking off at a porn movie? its pretty much the same
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:27 pm
Really? I don't think those are the same at all. As a straight guy, would you sit at home and watch a guy wacking off? I don't think so.
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