If you really want to see them run, tell them that Jesus told you to use only the rhythm method.
George wrote:If you really want to see them run, tell them that Jesus told you to use only the rhythm method.
And, as Gloria Estefan once famously said, in the end, Rhythm *is* gonna get you....
What do you call two people who practice the rhythm method?
Parents.
cavfancier wrote:Catholic girls are easy to break up with, especially if they are lapsed. Admit to a sudden conversion, and say "Jesus told me to break up with you" and watch them run.
A true catholic girl (like me) would tell you then: "Go to hell" !
from a song sung by Hank Snow
She even woke me up to say goodbye
CalamityJane wrote:cavfancier wrote:Catholic girls are easy to break up with, especially if they are lapsed. Admit to a sudden conversion, and say "Jesus told me to break up with you" and watch them run.
A true catholic girl (like me) would tell you then: "Go to hell" !
...and at that point, I wouldn't give a crap.
Cav, believe it or not....A guy I was dating told me he'd found the lord. He considered our relationship hedonistic ect., and asked if I'd join him in celebration. I ran. I told him I rather liked being a heathen...
Us lapsed catholics are a skittish lot.
Ceili wrote:Cav, believe it or not....A guy I was dating told me he'd found the lord. He considered our relationship hedonistic ect., and asked if I'd join him in celebration. I ran. I told him I rather liked being a heathen...
Us lapsed catholics are a skittish lot.
I know, I'm married to one, happily so. :wink:
Here's my most famous one.
I was leaving my ex, who had treated me very badly. He knew it, but pathetically wanted to try to end things on a good note. "I just want you to know that you've been a good wife," he said.
"Damn right. I was."
I turned around and walked out the door. Never saw his sorry face again.
cavfancier wrote:Catholic girls are easy to break up with, especially if they are lapsed. Admit to a sudden conversion, and say "Jesus told me to break up with you" and watch them run.
..or
"I have something to confess."
Eva wrote:Here's my most famous one.
I was leaving my ex, who had treated me very badly. He knew it, but pathetically wanted to try to end things on a good note. "I just want you to know that you've been a good wife," he said.
"Damn right. I was."
I turned around and walked out the door. Never saw his sorry face again.
Smart girl, Eva!
I hope you felt comforted by his kind words! :wink:
The first Mr. Noddy staged a series of pre-divorce and post-divorce scenes during which he would rant about my lack of understanding and empathy and wind up with the rhetorical question:
Do you realize with this divorce, I may be making the biggest mistake of my life?
Now there's a man who knew his own mind, Noddy!
Post-divorce he used to call to berate me for spoiling his dates. Women found him dull when he talked all about his first wife.
Oh my, what a man!
You RUINED him, Noddy, you ruined him! :wink:
Msolga--
Eventually he found a Jewish mother--although I understand after a quarter century, she's feeling a little hard done by.
Hahaha, Noddy!
The woman he always wanted! But did SHE really need that? :wink:
Msolga--
I feel very sorry for her. She did a magnificent job faced with instant motherhood and two lippy teenagers. It isn't her fault that their father never grew up.
