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Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:21 am
... for ending the relationship.
We've all heard the famous "It's not you, it's me." line
But do you know of any others? ... that either happened to you, someone you know, or you heard on the grape vine.
Perhaps you'd like to invent a new one? Be creative!
Let's hear 'em & have a good laugh ... or else get thoroughly, thoroughly outraged! :wink:
Well, I've always liked "It IS you, not me." and "Here's my shrink's card you psycho." One that did actually happen to me was "Well, I'm engaged." Good times...
I have always liked the line "Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye."
Not an exit line but...
A lady to her friend, "you know my husband eloped with the workman who was building a closet in my bedroom. Look at the irony, I get the closet of my dreams, and my husband came out of it"
Great, cav!
Did I hear right? Someone actually ended with you by becoming engaged to someone else?
Wicked hussy!
I've got to quit drinking. I swear msolga's avatar is winking at me.
I don't use any creative lines, I'm too honest. I usually say something like "this relationship isn't going anywhere, so it should end."
The worst used on me: "it's because you're not Jewish. When I get married, it has to be a Jewish guy." It was total BS, she wasn't religious at all, and even one of her parents weren't Jewish.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I have always liked the line "Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye."
I trust you're not speaking from experience, Gus! Rather abrupt!
"this relationship isn't going anywhere, so it should end."
I like that slappy. No mucking about. No bullshit.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've got to quit drinking. I swear msolga's avatar is winking at me.
Winking at you, Gus?
It isn't, I swear .... What've you been drinking? :wink:
I've often wondered how, say, Tom broke the news to Nicole .... or how Elizabeth Taylor broke the news to so many ....
How will Starr Jones' new metrosexual hubby break it to her, I wonder? I have it on hearsay that as Starr walked down the isle, her song was "I Feel the Earth Move Under my Feet," and they filmed it to option out to Payless Shoes for big advertising bucks.
You have my permission to see other people if you want
I'm joining a cult who will be airlifted to Jupiter on a space vessel in a fortnight, and there isn't enough room on the planet for your self-righteousness.
I have to be single to reach my full potential.
colorbook wrote:You have my permission to see other people if you want
Very tactful ... & sneaky!
"...the number you have reached is not in service at this time..."
Sorry I don't have much time for you lately. I've just been so busy with my gay male friend who is having personal problems.
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