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Who's a "BASTID?"

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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 12:01 am
Good thinking, paula. I needed such a sign a coupla times...at least.

Better do it in several languages, I think. Just to be safe.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 10:33 am
Eva

Several languages, good thinking, and perhaps I should use braille, considering the location.
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Grand Duke
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 10:38 am
What am I doing wrong? Or right? Depending on your point of view? I don;t know whether to be offended or pleased that I'm not on the list.

Bloody fickle women.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 10:48 am
Braille would be good, paula.

And, may I suggest you tattoo this warning directly on the penis, so that the warning becomes more urgent as the penis, um....grows?

Just an idea.
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Seed
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 11:14 am
sadly it seems that paulaj believes that i do not have, shall we say the "talent" to get on this list... maybe i need to join a study group or something... or maybe i need a bastid to take me under his wing and show me the ways of "bastiding"
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Grand Duke
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 11:16 am
I with you, Seed. Nice guys revoltion!
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Seed
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 11:19 am
Stand up and shout out loud... WE CAN BE BASTIDS TOO!!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 12:04 pm
Grand Duke wrote:
Bloody fickle women.


That's it you pushed me to far #12
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 12:09 pm
Eva wrote:
And, may I suggest you tattoo this warning directly on the penis, so that the warning becomes more urgent as the penis, um....grows?

Just an idea.

It's a great idea, I'll get right on it.

Seed, are you sure you want to be a bastid? Maybe someone should start a super nice guy list, hmmmm.

Thinking....
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Seed
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 01:44 pm
Paula im sure you are aware that im just full of hot air. I was just trying to help my friend Grand Duke try and proclaim a spot on your list...
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 01:46 pm
ahhh...such unselfishness. You could never get on the list now seed.
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Seed
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 01:53 pm
ah i know... though most of my friends are on the list... i shall come and visit every not and then Smile need me to bring you anything?
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 01:54 pm
yeah...don't forget the file in the cake. I need to sharpen my Bastid fangs.
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Seed
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 01:55 pm
already threw it in the mix, the oven is pre-heating as we speak
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 02:52 pm
Pan

Why don't you have Seed him bring you a light bulb? It looks dark in the square beneath your name.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 07:17 pm
Quote:
my Bastid fangs.


http://gammillustrations.bizland.com/monsterkid3/images/fangs.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 07:27 pm
paulaj wrote:
Pan

Why don't you have Seed him bring you a light bulb? It looks dark in the square beneath your name.


It looks dark, but it's crawling with snakes in there.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 07:49 pm
Just enjoying one of these thanx Paula....

http://www.arrogantbastard.com/doublebastard/2004/compiledsmall.jpg

Y'now since my elevation to the ranks of the Bastid Club (TM) I have found life so much easier. It opens doors of opportunities. I have had a pay-rise, my boss invited me to a golf-weekend, library suppliers are offering me kick-backs, I get off DUI charges and have frequent sensational sex with women of all back-grounds and races.

Bless you Paula!!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2004 08:01 pm
Mr. Sordidwater

If you think I'm going to fall for your double reverse bastid psychology your crazy!!!!!

May I ask how long it took you to empty those 3 bottles, and is that your family label??????????????
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 04:36 am
Not now my little one. Can't keep the lovely Heidi Klum on tenderhooks all night now can I? Still need to get down to the pub to tell all me mates........


Actually the family label is "The Utter Bastard". Let you in on a secret, we spit in every 7th bottle.....
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