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Who's a "BASTID?"

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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 08:46 pm
camcorder and still camera
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 08:53 pm
Shocked You like to be prepared.
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 08:59 pm
yes i do... anything else i need to bring?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 09:02 pm
Seed. good to see you here. We may need some covering fire if things get really nasty at Gus's.


Paula. Could you hold this.....

http://www.1000petstores.com/Spiders/Tarantula/Colombian_Giant_Bird_Eater/Col_bird_eater.jpg

....while I attach the strap. Don't worry, hardly anyone dies from being bit by them...
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 09:05 pm
its best to hold them between the two body segiments... thats the safest place to grab them...
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 09:05 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Seed. good to see you here. We may need some covering fire if things get really nasty at Gus's.


Paula. Could you hold this.....

http://www.1000petstores.com/Spiders/Tarantula/Colombian_Giant_Bird_Eater/Col_bird_eater.jpg

....while I attach the strap. Don't worry, hardly anyone dies from being bit by them...

Shocked Maybe, maybe Gus dosen't deserve this. I know I DON'T!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 09:14 pm
There's the doorbell - get that sweetie.


That'll be my order from the biggest spider dealer in the world. Hey - is that the biggest dealer of spiders or the dealer of the BIGGEST spiders.... oh dear....

http://www.film.gen.tr/resim/filmler/eightleggedfreaks/resim1.jpg
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 09:19 pm
either wayi think you're in many great hands...
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:23 pm
Here's my baby, looooooooook, isn't he cute! cuchie-cuchie-cuchie.

Stilly or Seed, would you mind holding baby while I run to the store, he's hungry.

http://www.worldkids.net/critters/mammals/tiger.jpg
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:26 pm
for some reason i think by time you got back from the store he would be full and me or stilly would be gone...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:27 pm
Could you walk the croc, sweets?
http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/IMAGEGALLERY/croc-sarge.jpg
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:30 pm
he just wants to play
http://www.gavinrymill.com/dinosaurs/holiday/Trex.jpg
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:34 pm
Mine wants to play also. I loooooooooove him.

http://www.bagheera.com/inthewild/images/sunbear1.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:41 pm
paulaj wrote:
Mine wants to play also. I loooooooooove him.

http://www.bagheera.com/inthewild/images/sunbear1.jpg
Can he come and play at mine?
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:43 pm
hey that bear stole my tounge dang it!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:45 pm
Smorgs, yes, just don't forget to feed him, often.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:53 pm
Yes, but I kept feeding the other one...he just got fat and lazy, kept falling asleep on the job! The Baastid ('cos I is English and posh).

I'm back from my hols by the way...in case anyone missed me (not)

I can either start a 'nobody likes me - I'm going' thread...or....

give myself another 'notice me you baastids' avatar, I've a particularly sleezy one lined up, but it'll probably get censored!

Do you double bastid dare me? Very Happy
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:55 pm
I do.
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10:55 pm
i double dog bastid dare you
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2005 11:04 pm
G'night folks, don't do anything crazy while I'm gone.
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